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  1. #26
    we rang stretch's Avatar
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    The lockers in our changing room are like multi-leveled, there are a set of lockers on top and on bottom connected and I have one on top and this kid was next to me, and he had one on bottom, so as I reached down to pick up my shoe, at the same time he opened his locker, pretty slim chances of happening.

    I'll draw a pic since I'm bored.
    Okay, that's understandable. I kinda did that to someone once, although it didn't slice their skin up or anything like that.

    But I was ready to laugh my ass off if you ran into a locker or something like that.

  2. #27
    Maaaaaannnn fuck.... E20's Avatar
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    So from the figure below I reached down to pick up my shoe and at the same moment he flung his locker open and it was too late to react and the sharp edge of the locker cut the out of me.


  3. #28
    Maaaaaannnn fuck.... E20's Avatar
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    Life is too ing boring.

  4. #29
    I Am Jack's Smirking Revenge atxrocker's Avatar
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    e20, you have a real future in art.

  5. #30
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    Life is too ing boring.
    Shouldn't you be doing homework, or polling the public on your masturbatory practices, or something productive like that?

  6. #31
    Maaaaaannnn fuck.... E20's Avatar
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    Shouldn't you be doing homework, or polling the public on your masturbatory practices, or something productive like that?
    I can do so much before I need a break and for breaks I usually hit the gym, but I can't do that so often, because I don't wanna overwork out, so I'm stuck to roaming the internets. I'm on day 22 for masturboatroy habits. probation is my 3rd name.

    Let's get back to the thread topic: Pego, I think you will be fine. Just treat it with Neosporin or rubbing alcohol.

  7. #32
    I cannot grok its fullnes leemajors's Avatar
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    get the shot. don't be a pussy.

  8. #33
    needs a margarita
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    I thought tetanus shots were good for 10 years?

  9. #34
    NBA = RIGGED thispego's Avatar
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    also taking off for work is not easy for me. I gotta come up with a whole slew of health issues to warrant getting the day off

  10. #35
    NBA = RIGGED thispego's Avatar
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    I thought tetanus shots were good for 10 years?
    That's what I think but it's possible it's been 10 years since my last one... I can't track down my records

  11. #36
    Veteran fatsack's Avatar
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    i hate shots.
    you're probably ok.
    but i would get one anyway to be safe. it's a relatively inexpensive insurance policy.

  12. #37
    NBA = RIGGED thispego's Avatar
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    i hate shots.
    you're probably ok.
    but i would get one anyway to be safe. it's a relatively inexpensive insurance policy.
    i'm leaning towards getting one... but what pisses me off is I'm hearing that i need to get it done ASAP. Yeah easier said than done with my job

  13. #38
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Get it before you die. I couldn't live without ThisPego.

  14. #39
    Veteran fatsack's Avatar
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    i'm leaning towards getting one... but what pisses me off is I'm hearing that i need to get it done ASAP. Yeah easier said than done with my job

    Texas Med Clinic.

  15. #40
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    Get it before you die. I couldn't live without ThisPego.
    ditto

  16. #41
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Did you get the shot or die?

  17. #42
    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    Pego is funny.

  18. #43
    I love J.T. smeagol's Avatar
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    I cut the back of my leg with rusty barbwire, not very deep, drew blood, washed it off with peroxide afterwards. Been at least... 6 or 7 years since my last booster. Last time I got the shot i remember it hurt like a . It felt like I got punched in the arm 100 times in the same spot. I don't want to get it again, but should I?
    My 5 year old got two shots last week and she did nbot even cry.

    Get the booster you pussy!

  19. #44
    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    My 5 year old got two shots last week and she did nbot even cry.

    Get the booster you pussy!
    thispreggo is a man.

    He's a man!!

  20. #45
    Spur-taaaa TDMVPDPOY's Avatar
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    a little bit of manjuice will solve the problem...


    your gay right? doesnt really matter, virgin juice will heal that from any diseases you might attract....

  21. #46
    Don't stop believin' Dex's Avatar
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    This is what happens if you don't get your shot.

    You don't want to be a werewolf, do you?

  22. #47
    NBA = RIGGED thispego's Avatar
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    Did you get the shot or die?
    i died but they revived me with a tetanus shot

    seriosuly though it was ed up.. i wasn't going to get one but then like a week later i stepped on a syringe behind my apartment complex. I got sick like a week later and i freaked out thinking i had tetanus or hepa is or something worse. i went and got a tetanus and they took like 5 viles of blood to do tests on... i am ok, nothing showed up on the tests but I have to go back in 6 months to get re-tested just to be safe

    thanks for asking face

  23. #48
    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    it takes hiv around 5 years to show up. keep the hope alive.

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    NBA = RIGGED thispego's Avatar
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    it takes hiv around 5 years to show up. keep the hope alive.
    you would know

  25. #50
    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    oh no. it's the 5th grade attack.

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