What do you really want for Vday?

[mrsmaalox]

Don't forget about the holiday I created on April 14.

Pastry and Cunnilingus Day. Patent Pending.

how did I miss this one?? I must mark my calender. Immediately.

[sa_butta]

I always feel sorry for my cousin around this time of year ... one of his daughter's birthdays is 2/1, his wife's bday is 2/7, and his other daughter's birthday is 2/14. He's gotta be one broke bas this month.

Yeah I will be broke by Sunday.

[ATRAIN]

What a beautiful, mature sentiment

What about beer and a bj........

Nevermind

Hey I have to balance all the good with some bad.

[mrsmaalox]

Hey I have to balance all the good with some bad.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

how did I miss this one?? I must mark my calender. Immediately.

There's quite an informative pair (so to speak) of threads if you search for them.

[Cupid]

A DAY OFF!!!!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

A DAY OFF!!!!

Get back to work!

[Shelly]

V-day is not a big deal to us.

I buy some candy for the kids and then eat it all while they're at school

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I wonder if Manny is going to propose to Jekka today.

[peewee's lovechild]

I tell you what I don't want . . . a venereal disease.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I tell you what I don't want . . . a venereal disease.

You mean again, right?

[peewee's lovechild]

You mean again, right?

The doctors treated that other one already.

It's gone, but I miss it.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

It's gone, but I miss it.

Then you should buy this.

[Sonia_TX]

Are you offering to take me out for a steak dinner?

Well, we can skip the dinner.

[PakiDan]

Well, we can skip the dinner.

I like you.

[mrsmaalox]

I like you.

Get a room you two!

[peewee's lovechild]

Then you should buy this.

Looks just like my old herp.

[peewee's lovechild]

PakiDan has genital worts.

All Pakipeople do.

[Sonia_TX]

Get a room you two!

And I forgot to say... Happy Valentine's Day everybody!!

[PakiDan]

And I forgot to say... Happy Valentine's Day everybody!!

Ohhh - Why do you tease!?

[ATRAIN]

Yeah ... giving your man money to get a blow job elsewhere is a brilliant idea.

Thanks , I knew it was a great idea.

[1369]

Had my V-Day a couple of years ago.

All I wanted was a frozen bag of peas and a nice ty martini to wash my Vicodin down with.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Had my V-Day a couple of years ago.

All I wanted was a frozen bag of peas and a nice ty martini to wash my Vicodin down with.

I don't know what's worse...

That I know what you're talking about or that I remember you talking about it in the first place.

[PakiDan]

PakiDan has genital worts.

All Pakipeople do.

Strangely, they match the ones on your lips.

[PakiDan]

Well, we can skip the dinner.

Are you going to be my Valentine?