Witless Protection

[Trainwreck2100]

There will be a show stopping action sequence where Liv Tyler gets him to the other side of the tracks just in time and the cannon that's chasing them gets wiped out by the 8:15 Reading Railroad. It ends with him getting caught in the wrong place at the wrong time. He's sent straight to jail while neither crossing "Go" or collecting his $200.

Part 2 would follow the plight of his loyal tophat and thimble as they desperately try to roll doubles to free their friend. When that fails they hijack a battleship to sail away to find a Get out of Jail free card.

I always imagined a plot of a lone horseman rising above the pressures of Baltic Ave. and using the $10 he won on a beauty contest to achieve his dream of moving on up to Boardwalk.

[Trainwreck2100]

same scenario but you have to choose a standup dvd of Dane Cook, Mencia, or Larry The Cable Guy?

again, the bullet is the only reasonable choice.

I'd watch Mencia's his jokes are funny when they were told to us before by better comics

[samikeyp]

I like Ron White and Bill Engvall and I can even deal with Foxworthy but when Larry gets on stage, I change the channel.

[Xylus]

I like Ron White and Bill Engvall and I can even deal with Foxworthy but when Larry gets on stage, I change the channel.

Ron White is a very funny guy, and doesn't seem to fit in with the rest of that Blue Collar humor.