One horse town? I'll have you know I personally own two horses. Several of the Spurs ride horses to the gym when they are in town. (That's why they are the Spurs. Didn't you know?) We've gotta be at least a fifty horse town. Maybe more.
And who sips cheap ass Mexican beer? Sipping is for wussies. That's why we buy cheap ass beer to begin with. And we don't care if the parade ever comes, as long as we have our horses and our cheap ass beers.
And when we go to the city of Stars, maybe we'll get to see some of those hand prints in the cement. But we'll have to watch the Spurs/Lakers game on TV, because we'll have spent all our money on cheap ass beers. And we'll be the ones laughing, because we'll be riding our horses (all fifty of them) and drinking our cheap ass beers and looking for Stars.
The funny thing about moments is they all end. That's what moments do. But all we have to do is hop on our horses and head down to the AT&T center, and look at all the banners hanging there. Maybe you'll have a moment someday too.
You ignorant fools have no Idea Jason kidd and his new team will unleash some of the best NBA performances not seen since the Jordanera.
At the moment we have no toll roads, but the same can't be said for Dallas.
Example: North Dallas Tollway.
A parade that will never come. We have already had 4 of them. I seem to recall that this scenario actually happened in Dallas in 2006.
this guy is funny, i just cant wait to see what else he comes up with. not being sarcastic.
"secret plays"?...that little weasel avery took our playbook and has desperately tried to mimic our defense. you can try all you want but you just dont have Tim Duncan and thats the bottom line haters.
We rule and you dont. its the truth.
Last time I checked we are reigning NBA Champions...top that mada ah
Hahhahahaaaa...... Werrrrd!!!!!!!The funny thing about moments is they all end. That's what moments do. But all we have to do is hop on our horses and head down to the AT&T center, and look at all the banners hanging there. Maybe you'll have a moment someday too.
What a loser...personally and team-wise.
It's just another version of Mav-whining
Great post! Let's all read it again!
Obama says..
YOU MAV FANS
THE SPURS AND ME ARE KICKING ASS
YES WE CAN
Umm... San Antonio is a bigger "town" than Dallas...
And which team is it that had lots of regular season wins last year, and then got destroyed in the first round?
AGREE WITH MOUSE
POST OF THE YEAR!!!One horse town? I'll have you know I personally own two horses. Several of the Spurs ride horses to the gym when they are in town. (That's why they are the Spurs. Didn't you know?) We've gotta be at least a fifty horse town. Maybe more.
And who sips cheap ass Mexican beer? Sipping is for wussies. That's why we buy cheap ass beer to begin with. And we don't care if the parade ever comes, as long as we have our horses and our cheap ass beers.
And when we go to the city of Stars, maybe we'll get to see some of those hand prints in the cement. But we'll have to watch the Spurs/Lakers game on TV, because we'll have spent all our money on cheap ass beers. And we'll be the ones laughing, because we'll be riding our horses (all fifty of them) and drinking our cheap ass beers and looking for Stars.
The funny thing about moments is they all end. That's what moments do. But all we have to do is hop on our horses and head down to the AT&T center, and look at all the banners hanging there. Maybe you'll have a moment someday too.
That would be assuming that you even reach the playoffs... anyway you still have the pre-season games to show them. Besides, Pop already knows all of your secret plays- So don't bother keeping it under the covers. Avery is once a spurs Point guard you know?? and he probably learned all that stuff from his coach (I wonder who that is???). Happy vacation Mavs fans!!!
Before I reach "Pop and Manu" I thought you was talking about Dallas
You would know what you're talking about.
Blah blah blah blah
i don't get all this "fail" stuff...? is this like some new hip way of saying the thread sucks or something? doesn't seem that effective or funny.
yeah this probably would have worked better:
The Mavericks are a terrible isolation jumpshooting team with an idiot coach and a heartless, re ed 'superstar' (i use that term loosely) that shoots fadeaways over 6'1 point guards in crunch time.
Just sayin'
Can you believe this guy? Could it be? Back from the dead?
Let us not forget the new strategy of the Suns to help pick up the pace of their games. Let's call it the Shaq Strategy.
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