Only acid can make you believe that BS is true.
You also believe that Voldemort is planning an attack on Hogwarts?
I don't know the validity of the basis for religion, but it certainly has been used as a vehicle to control the behaviors of the population for thousands of years. Civilized society relies on it's moral directives to function and there is no better way to control someone than to make them believe they are sick or that their urges are wrong before making them believe you have the answer for them.
Moses Malone
It is written in the book of Rowling.
When I first read this tpic I thoiugh it was about Moses Malone.
Plagues are explainable
Walking through the sea is explainable
Burning bush is explainable
How about the itch on my left ass cheek?
I can't find an explanation to that.
Why is it only my left cheek?
Was God on acid when he decided to create humans?
I don't know about that.
But, according to The Family Guy, he was drunk when he created Rosie O'Donell.
In manufacturing, with any product, some lots will be off-spec.
That explains ATRAIN.
You wanted it on the right cheek?
I guess all of Egypt was on acid simultaneously. Thanks for clearing that up.
It's easier to reach my right cheek.
Because Egypt has records of all the plagues that were supposed to have occured.
Now you got an explanation
:wink
We have God's record, beotch.
Written by a guy who was high, biatch.We have God's record, beotch.
That's right. I forgot there was an eye witness that he was high.
I forgot that there are still people living that can serve as witnesses to all the plagues that should've occurred in Egypt about 5,000 years ago.
Just for the record, sulfur domes (aka brimstone) were found in Egypt in 2001, in the Nile river valley area (i.e. areas that would have harbored ancient egyptian cities).
No active volcanoes or techtonic hot-spots are around... the closest ones are in the northern Mediterranean Coast and the Mt Kilamanjaro area 1000 miles to the south.
But skeptics will be skeptics.... whatever.
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There are 'witnesses'. They're called Jews. They even have notes called the Torah. I'm sure anyone of Jewish heritage who is up on his history would testify to the validity of those events. These are the direct decendents of those happennings from 5,000 years ago.
So you have your witnesses which I suppose means that you're now convinced. I'm impressed by your ability to accept the truth. Congratulations.
Next.
Anyone else but me at first blush read the le of this as "Mouse On Acid"?
Not quite as unbelievable.
Every time I visit the club, that's what it looks like to me, also
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