Boys, 4, cuffed for refusing nap

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I freeballed it until the 6th grade and I was wearing dockers, my mom made me wear dockers through out elementray school and it was diareeah , while I was playing basketball, good thing nobody found out. Aside from the smell I just told everybody I fell in mud until my mom came and picked me up. In fact now that I'm done with HS I freeball all the time now, wearing boxers/briefs/undies.

thanks for that.

[thispego]

little bas kids are gonna wish they took advantage of nap time in a couple of years

[Extra Stout]

I freeballed it until the 6th grade and I was wearing dockers, my mom made me wear dockers through out elementray school and it was diareeah , while I was playing basketball, good thing nobody found out. Aside from the smell I just told everybody I fell in mud until my mom came and picked me up. In fact now that I'm done with HS I freeball all the time now, wearing boxers/briefs/undies.

Do people at college still buy the "I fell in mud" excuse?

[E20]

Do people at college still buy the "I fell in mud" excuse?

FYI Fecal parties are the rage.

The only thing I do at college is go to class/study and I don't meet/try to meet people, so even if I do my pants everybody.

[Extra Stout]

FYI Fecal parties are the rage.

Then you'll loooooooooove Lagos, Nigeria.

The only thing I do at college is go to class/study and I don't meet/try to meet people, so even if I do my pants everybody.

I have a mental image of a lecture hall with E20 sitting off in one corner, and every other student sitting on the opposite half of the room.

[katyon6th]

In the intervening years, have you found out about "pants?"

I developed the ability to wait until appropriate accomodations are available. Crazy, I know.

[baseline bum]

I freeballed it until the 6th grade and I was wearing dockers, my mom made me wear dockers through out elementray school and it was diareeah , while I was playing basketball, good thing nobody found out. Aside from the smell I just told everybody I fell in mud until my mom came and picked me up. In fact now that I'm done with HS I freeball all the time now, wearing boxers/briefs/undies.

, what happens if Stallone walks by? Now that you're out of HS, you can't exactly cover-up with the textbook.

[Extra Stout]

I developed the ability to wait until appropriate accomodations are available. Crazy, I know.

Appropriate accomodations? What do you mean?

[baseline bum]

What if you get caught jacking-off in nap time? I didn't know WTF I was doing back then, but I knew the job had to be done.

[Fillmoe]

what if u got caught jacking off during nap time and teabagging one of the random 4 year old hoes that are napping?

[katyon6th]

So were you the girl that the boys ran away from not wanting to get your "cooties"?

Um no. I was the girl running aways from boys that wanted to either kiss me or give me Texas ty Twisters.

[Extra Stout]

what if u got caught jacking off during nap time and teabagging one of the random 4 year old hoes that are napping?

I think we might be sexualizing our children a little early these days.

[katyon6th]

Appropriate accomodations? What do you mean?

Bathrooms, you know.

[Extra Stout]

Um no. I was the girl running aways from boys that wanted to either kiss me or give me Texas ty Twisters.

Given your performance on the slide, you're wondering why?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Um no. I was the girl running aways from boys that wanted to either kiss me or give me Texas ty Twisters.

do you have texas sized s?

[Extra Stout]

Bathrooms, you know.

Interesting concept. I will learn more about this and carry it back to my people.

[baseline bum]

How come no one pisses in elevators anymore? That was the back in the day.

[katyon6th]

Given your performance on the slide, you're wondering why?

Well, given that the slide incident happened whilst living in Spain and the kissing and ty business didn't start happening until living in Texas, I'd say your presumption is wrong. Unless the little boy I peed on has it out for me or something. Who knows.

[Fillmoe]

How come no one pisses in elevators anymore? That was the back in the day.

we take s in them now....

[leemajors]

How come no one pisses in elevators anymore? That was the back in the day.

in parking garages i think it's still the rage.

[Extra Stout]

Well, given that the slide incident happened whilst living in Spain and the kissing and ty business didn't start happening until living in Texas, I'd say your presumption is wrong. Unless the little boy I peed on has it out for me or something. Who knows.

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

[katyon6th]

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

Cute.

[E20]

Then you'll loooooooooove Lagos, Nigeria.


I have a mental image of a lecture hall with E20 sitting off in one corner, and every other student sitting on the opposite half of the room.

That is a pretty accurate mental image, communicative wise, phyiscally no.

[CuckingFunt]

I was in detention and/or forced to stay inside during recess almost every single day in Kindergarten and first grade. Never cuffed, though.

[Spurminator]

The school nurse always cuffed me when I had my weekly checkups and photo sessions.