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yo, dogg. bring it down, holmes. strike a pose, rose. head to head hotties are naughties. yo.
You have to Tex him!
yo, dogg. bring it down, holmes. strike a pose, rose. head to head hotties are naughties. yo.
A peanut sat on a railroad track,
His heart was all a flutter.
Along came a 7:09,
Choo Choo Peanutbutter.
a hip hop, a higgy to the wiggy to the rhythm of the boogie to be, holmes
Word to yo moms
I came to drop bombs
I gots more rhymes
than the bible's got psalms!
rub-ba dub dub
3 men in a tub
the butcher
the baker
the candle stick maker
hands me the phone
" o operator"
sign me up deathrow records
Roses are red
Violets are blue
This thread is a gay
and so are you
why would they mention you in this thread?
Nobody gets the picture
till the guns are drawn
scoup me up a bad
like that milf 2Blonde
the suns arizona
tucson
i just want some head and a steak
like they do on march 14th mom....
That is gross.
Interesting
Yo Joe
You mofos can't flow
Trying all hard
Looking like a ..
I know you want to join us
Steppin off that yellow short bus
There is only one thing you got to know...
Shawty get lowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww............
word son word...
oh yeah LMAO that thread was classic.......
To Baby Got Back Background Music
You've got bad breath and you cannot lie
It's gonna make someone die
When someone gets up in your face
No need to worry your breaths worse than mace
Ooh your breath is stankin
It smells like rotten bacon
Fish, Sticks,, your breath is making me sick
Chalies got plaque,
He's beyond cavi es, he's beyond cavities
Charlies got plaque
He needs a case of tic tacs
He just cant help himself from fighting that plaq attack
Charlies got plaque
So Charlie, Yeah? Charlie Yeah?
Is that your breath that reeks?
Cuz once again its that time of month for you to brush your teeth.
I wrote this in juvenile hall when i was 15 or 16 (now 32) this dude named Charlie with a Bart Simpson haircut (black dude) had some major halitosis going on. I recited the lyrics to him in front of a bunch of other dudes that were there, it was a hilarious scene.
Last edited by Heath Ledger; 03-15-2008 at 05:31 PM.
Sung to the tune of 'Supersonic'
Kori Ellis........Kori Ellis..........
The K is for the karma,
The O is for ok,
The R is for the Rolaids that the trolls all make her take.
The I is for idiot that made this ing thread.
I hope she ing bans your ass when she rolls out of bed.
Kori Ellis........Kori Ellis..........
Kor,Kor,Kor! Kori Ellis..
This one wins. Unlike the others this one is actually based on truth and reality.
This is something I wrote after my Grandmother passed away.
When I look up in the sky I know you're smiling, lookin back down at me
And it makes me feel good because forever you'll live in my memory
But then it makes feel sad because you're no longer here in reality
And it's times like that, that makes it hard to live life successfully
But I know you would have wanted me to go on with my life
And that's what I'm trying to do Grandma, I'm trying to see the light
But sometimes it's so dark that I can hardly see
And it's times like that, that I just close my eyes and dream
And I see you in my dreams, I see you smiling at me
And I wish I could save that moment forever so it would never end
Because when I wake up is when I realize that I lost my best friend
And it hurts so bad because I held you so close to my heart
And now we are so far apart, my emotions don't know where to start
So I wrote you this song to help my carry on
I know one day we'll meet up back in heaven where we truly belong.
5+5 equals 10
I like to men
Hours go by and I still can't get
It feels like I'm in epileptic shock
I like them big and hairy
Not over there like skinny larry
1, 2, 3 to the 9
I wish all the in the world were mine
Sung to the tune of Mandy by: Barry Manilow
Morning, just another day
Happy posters post my way
Looking in their threads
I want to give you head
Don't wait till I am dead
you made me so happy, oh Manny
Well you came and you post without reading
but I sent you a PM, oh Manny
well you kissed me and stopped me from shaking
I need you today, oh Manny
Tell me is it true, at the gtg you told mouse you!
you know theres no escape, not when you look like an ape
oh Manny, well you always avoid the troll forum,
But they need you today Oh Manny
You don't ing know me. You act like you do and will most likely write some bull shortly after this post.
some bull
Exactly.
Your just another internet chump.
the 'epic' can u flow thread was started by ginobiliisgod....too bad you had to wuss out and have all those threads hidden...
i could rap right now and spit some fire,
but it's bout midnight and i'm so ing tired,
so goodnight spurstalk, you have sweet dreams,
my heads hit the pillow, time to turn off this machine...
rhyming is easy and fun! come join in...every one!
g'niiiiight....
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