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    Maaaaaannnn fuck.... E20's Avatar
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    20. Worst Fast-Food Chicken Meal
    Chicken Selects Premium Breast Strips from McDonald's (5 pieces) with creamy ranch sauce

    830 calories55g fat (4. 5g trans fat)
    48 g carbs
    The only thing "premium" about these strips is the caloric price you pay. Add a large fries and regular soda and this seemingly innocuous chicken meal tops out at 1,710 calories.
    Change Your Chicken. McNuggets have the same impact. Instead, choose Mickey D's six-piece offering with BBQ sauce and save yourself 530 calories.

    19. Worst Drink
    Jamba Juice Chocolate Moo'd Power Smoothie (30 fl oz)

    900 calories
    10 g fat
    183 g carbs
    (166 g sugar)

    Jamba Juice calls it a smoothie; we call it a milk shake. In fact, this beverage contains more sugar than two pints of Ben and Jerry's Butter Pecan ice cream.

    Turn Down the Power: Seventy-five percent of this chain's "power smoothies" contain in excess of 100 grams of sugar. Stick to Jamba's lower-calorie All Fruit Smoothies, which are the only menu items that contain no added sugar. And always opt for the 16-ounce "small."

    18. Worst Supermarket Meal

    Pepperidge Farm Roasted Chicken Pot Pie (whole pie)

    1,020 calories
    64 g fat
    86 g carbs

    The label may say this pie serves two, but who ever divided a small pot pie in half? Once you crack the crust, there will be no stopping. Pick a Better Pie: Swanson's pot pie has just 400 calories.

    17. Worst "Healthy" Burger

    Ruby Tuesday Bella Turkey Burger

    1,145 calories
    71 g fat
    56 g carbs

    We chose this burger for more than its calorie payload: Its name implies that it's healthy. The Truly Healthy Choice: Skip burgers entirely (few at Ruby Tuesday come in under 1,000 calories). Instead, order a 9-ounce sirloin with a side of steamed vegetables.

    16. Worst Mexican Entree
    Chipotle Mexican Grilled Chicken Burrito

    1,179 calories
    7 g fat
    125 g carbs
    2,656 mg sodium

    Despite a reputation for using healthy, fresh ingredients, Chipotle's menu is limited to king-size burritos, overstuffed tacos, and gigantic salads-all of which lead to a humongous waistline.

    Make Over the Menu: There are two ways to make a Chipotle burrito healthy enough to eat:

    (1) 86 the rice and tortilla and request your meat, vegetables, and beans served in a bowl, or
    (2) Bring a friend and saw the burrito in half.

    15. Worst Kids' Meal
    Macaroni Grill Double Macaroni 'n' Cheese

    1,210 calories
    62 g fat
    3,450 mg sodium

    It's like feeding your kid 1 1/2 boxes of Kraft mac 'n' cheese. Your Best Option: The 390-calorie Grilled Chicken and Broccoli

    14. Worst Sandwich
    Quizno's Classic Italian (large)

    1,510 calories
    82 g fat 3,750 mg sodium
    106 g carbs

    A large homemade sandwich would more likely provide about 500 calories. Cut the Calories: Isn't it obvious? Order a small-or save half for later.

    13. Worst Salad
    On the Border Grande Taco Salad with Taco Beef

    1,450 calories
    102 g fat 78 g carbs
    2,410 mg sodium

    This isn't an anomaly: Five different On the Border salads on the menu contain more than 1,100 calories each. The Salad for You: The Sizzling Chicken Fajita Salad supplies an acceptable 760 calories.But remember to choose a noncaloric beverage, such as water or unsweetened iced tea.

    12. Worst Burger
    Carl's Jr. Double Six Dollar Burger

    1,520 calories
    111 g fat

    Carl's brags about this, but also provides convenient nutrition info on its Web site-so ignorance is no excuse for eating it. A Simple Solution: The Low Carb Six Dollar Burger has just 490 calories.

    11. Worst Steak

    Lonestar 20 oz T-bone

    1,540 calories
    124 g fat

    Add a baked potato and Lonestar's Signature Lettuce Wedge, and this is a 2,700-calorie blowout. Make the Cut: Stick to fillets and sirloins in steakhouses-they're the two leanest cuts of beef.

    10. Worst Breakfast
    Bob Evans Caramel Banana Pecan Cream Stacked and Stuffed Hotcakes

    1,540 calories
    77 g fat
    (9 g trans fat)
    198 g carbs
    (109 g sugar)

    Five Egg McMuffins yield the same caloric cost as these sugar-stuffed flapjacks. Order This Instead: The Western Omelet has 654 calories and 44 grams of protein.

    9. Worst Dessert
    Chili's Chocolate Chip Paradise Pie with Vanilla Ice Cream

    1,600 calories
    78 g fat 215 g carbs

    Would you eat a Big Mac for dessert? How about three? That's the calorie equivalent of this decadent dish. Clearly, Chili's customers get their money's worth. Don't Overdo It: If you want dessert at Chili's, order one single-serving Sweet Shot; you'll cap your after-dinner intake at 310 calories.

    8. Worst Chinese Entree

    P.F. Chang's Pork Lo Mein

    1,820 calories
    127 g fat 95 g carbs

    The fat content in this dish alone provides more than 1,100 calories. And you'd have to eat almost five servings of pasta to match the number of carbohydrates it contains. Now, do you really need five servings of pasta?

    Pick Another Noodle: P.F. Chang's Singapore Street Noodles will satisfy your craving with only 570 calories. Or try the Moo Goo Gai Pan or the Ginger Chicken & Broccoli, which have 660 calories each.

    7. Worst Chicken Entree
    Chili's Honey Chipotle Crispers with Chipotle Sauce

    2,040 calories
    99 g fat
    240 g carbs

    "Crispers" refers to an extra-thick layer of bread crumbs that soaks up oil and adds unnecessary calories and carbs to these glorified chicken strips. Switch Your Selection: Order the Chicken Fajita Pita: At 450 calories and 43 grams of protein, it's one of the healthiest entrées you'll find in a chain restaurant.

    6. Worst Fish Entree
    On the Border Dos XX Fish Tacos with Rice and Beans

    2,100 calories
    130 g fat 169 g carbs
    4,750 mg sodium

    Perhaps the most misleadingly named dish in America: A dozen crunchy tacos from Taco Bell will saddle you with fewer calories. Lighten the Load: Ask for grilled fish, choose the corn tortillas instead of flour (they're lower in calories and higher in fiber), and swap out the carbohydrate-loaded rice for grilled vegetables.

    5. Worst Pizza
    Uno Chicago Grill Chicago Classic Deep Dish Pizza

    2,310 calories
    162 g fat 123 g carbs
    4,470 mg sodium

    Downing this "personal" pizza is equivalent to eating 18 slices of Domino's Crunchy Thin Crust cheese pizza. Swap Your Slices: Switch to the Sausage Flatbread Pie and avert deep-dish disaster by nearly 1,500 calories.

    4. Worst Pasta
    Macaroni Grill Spaghetti and Meatballs with Meat Sauce

    2,430 calories
    128 g fat 207 g carbs
    5,290 mg sodium

    This meal satisfies your calorie requirements for an entire day. Downsize the Devastation: Ask for a lunch portion of this dinner dish (or any pasta on the menu, for that matter), and request regular tomato sauce instead of meat sauce. You'll cut the calories in half.

    3. Worst Nachos
    On the Border Stacked Border Nachos

    2,740 calories
    166 g fat 191 g carbs
    5,280 mg sodium


    2. Worst Starter
    Chili's Awesome Blossom

    2,710 calories
    203 g fat 194 g carbs
    6,360 mg sodium

    1. The Worst Food in America
    Outback Steakhouse Aussie Cheese Fries with Ranch Dressing

    2,900 calories
    182 g fat
    240 g carbs

    Even if you split these "starters" with three friends, you'll have downed a dinner's worth of calories before your entrée arrives.

    Super Subs utions: Front-load your meal with a protein-based dish that's not deep-fried. A high-protein starter helps diminish hunger without putting you into calorie overload. And remember: Appetizers are meant to be shared.

    At On the Border: Chicken Soft Tacos (250 calories each). This entrée is as close as you'll come to a healthy starter.

    At Chili's: Garlic & Lime Grilled Shrimp. Look for this item in the "sides."

    At Outback: Seared Ahi or Shrimp on the Barbie.

    http://www.menshealth.com/eatthis/20worst.html
    That all sounds delicious.

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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    kangaroo fetus gumbo
    I hear kangaroo fetus is extremely tender.

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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I've tasted many a fetii in my day but kangaroo fetus has been out of my reach.

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    Veteran marini martini's Avatar
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    I've tasted many a fetii in my day but kangaroo fetus has been out of my reach.
    Guess you've never eaten vienna sausage

  5. #30
    No More Pink NorCal510's Avatar
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    i eat so healthy and love it

    oatmeal
    milk
    fish
    lean meats
    cottage cheese
    lean cheese
    nuts
    potatoes
    rice
    peanut butter
    fruits
    veggies
    boiled eggs
    and more milk

    no sauces, added fats, etc. no sodas and fast food. only milk and water.

    mmmmmm!
    Last edited by NorCal510; 03-16-2008 at 10:12 PM.

  6. #31
    Feels bad man Mr.Bottomtooth's Avatar
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    i eat so healthy and love it

    oatmeal
    milk
    fish
    lean meats
    cottage cheese
    lean cheese
    nuts
    potatoes
    rice

    no sauces, added fats, etc. no sodas and fast food. only milk and water.

    mmmmmm!
    What, no fruits?

  7. #32
    Ruffy RuffnReadyOzStyle's Avatar
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    calm down. they also serve water.
    I'm totally calm, I'm just telling you the food at Outback has little to do with what we eat here. As for the steaks, are they free range? We don't feed lot our cattle until just prior to sale, so the meat doesn't have the marbling throughout and tastes gamier.

    Australian cuisine, elwanko, is similar to fusion - euro-asian crossover. But then what would you know?

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    Che cazzo stai dicendo? DisgruntledLionFan#54,927's Avatar
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    Oddly enough, the Olive Garden isn't quite the same as eating in Italy.

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    No More Pink NorCal510's Avatar
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    i forgot to add fruits and veggies in there

    those are a big staple in my diet

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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    i forgot to add fruits and veggies in there

    those are a big staple in my diet
    I bet you love eating fruits.

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    I'm totally calm, I'm just telling you the food at Outback has little to do with what we eat here. As for the steaks, are they free range? We don't feed lot our cattle until just prior to sale, so the meat doesn't have the marbling throughout and tastes gamier.

    Australian cuisine, elwanko, is similar to fusion - euro-asian crossover. But then what would you know?

    We don't care it tastes good

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    Ruffy RuffnReadyOzStyle's Avatar
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    Elwanko is a lying little s bag- - head.

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    Ruffy RuffnReadyOzStyle's Avatar
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    We don't care it tastes good
    I think American steak is actually quite tasteless compared to Aussie steak, and I don't like the marbled fat.

    Each to his own.

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    Obviously they did not try the Great Wall of Chocolate at PF Chang's-- 2240 calories.


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    I wonder what they think of Paula Dean's restaurant.

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    I knew the Chipo burrito would be on there....won't make me stop eating them though

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    I go by taste. If I like it, I'm eating it.

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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    I go by taste. If I like it, I'm eating it.
    I like that quality in a man!!!!

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    The Awesome Blossom is the best food to eat while doing business. It doesn't matter how many carbs or calories it has, all that matters is the special times you have while eating it.

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    Eat More Chips AlamoSpursFan's Avatar
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    9 Health Foods That Aren't!

    The authors of the bestselling new book “Eat This, Not That!” uncover the most misunderstood “health” foods in America

    1. Bran Muffin

    420 calories
    20 grams of fat

    Eat this instead!
    Ham, egg and cheese on an English muffin.

    300 calories
    12 grams of fat

    Bran muffins are comprised of two things your body doesn't want in the morning: sugar and refined flour. Both will work to e your blood sugar, which signals your body to start storing fat and sets you up for a mid-morning crash. And with only trace amounts of fiber, there's nothing healthy about this misunderstood muffin. The breakfast sandwich, on the other hand, is a surprisingly great way to start your day. Besides having fewer calories, fat, and carbs, it also offers about 20 grams of protein, which we really need in the morning to jumpstart our metabolism.
    Ham, egg and cheese on an English muffin.

    That sounds McFamiliar...


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    Ham, egg and cheese on an English muffin.

    That sounds McFamiliar...


    Yes it does ... I made that twice for my kids for breakfast last week.


    I think the only place on that list I've even been to is the Outback ... and the only thing I kind of remember ordering is a few of those $10 margaritas.

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    Damn You Commies T Park's Avatar
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    The dos XX tacos are really good.

    On the Border has great food.

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    I think the only place on that list I've even been to is the Outback ... and the only thing I kind of remember ordering is a few of those $10 margaritas.
    Really? You've never eaten at McDonald's, Chilis, Chipotle or even PF Changs? Where are you eating at in San Antonio then????

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    Really? You've never eaten at McDonald's, Chilis, Chipotle or even PF Changs? Where are you eating at in San Antonio then????
    Chang's is awesome, but so bad for you..but still awesome

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    Uh oh.

    Katy brought up PF Changs and spurswoman.......

    The white elephant in the room has been spotted.

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