What Do You Think Is the Funniest Phrase Ever?

[dallaskd]

I always laugh when someone says "you got your thumb up your ass"

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

And the Oscar goes to...Marissa Tomei.

[ATRAIN]

Dignam: I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy.


Dignam: That wasn't a joke. Just because you play a tough guy, doesn't mean you are one you lace-curtain, Irish ing pussy!

Ellerby: Go yourself.
Dignam: I'm tired from ing your wife.
Ellerby: How is your mother?
Dignam: Good, she's tired from ing my father.

Oliver Queenan: You're a worker. You rise fast.
Dignam: Like a 12-year-old's .

AND THE GREATEST

Dignam: Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe yourself.


Dignam made the Departed funny. I love that movie.

[Geezerballer]

as a catfart.

[SpursWoman]

I don't know about funny ... but one of my favorites is "uglier than homemade sin"

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

as vicious as a boxful of kittens.

[CosmicCowboy]

I don't know about funniest ever but I heard one the other day that made me laugh...a crew was putting up a metal building at the ranch and the conversation went something like this:

lead guy: Son, are your hands cold?
helper: huh?
lead guy: Are your hands cold? do you need some gloves?
helper: uhhhh no
lead guy: Then get your ing hands out of your pockets and get to work!

[BigZak]

I haven't seen a beatin' like that since somebody stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose.

[T Park]

Dignam: I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy.


Dignam: That wasn't a joke. Just because you play a tough guy, doesn't mean you are one you lace-curtain, Irish ing pussy!

Ellerby: Go yourself.
Dignam: I'm tired from ing your wife.
Ellerby: How is your mother?
Dignam: Good, she's tired from ing my father.

Oliver Queenan: You're a worker. You rise fast.
Dignam: Like a 12-year-old's .

AND THE GREATEST

Dignam: Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe yourself.


Dignam made the Departed funny. I love that movie.

Dingam was classic

[BigZak]

I don't care if you ruined my life. I love you!

[tlongII]

Probably something I said. I don't what exactly though...

[CubanMustGo]

Probably something I said. I don't what exactly though...

I got your back, it was when you said "Portland will make the playoffs."

[MrChug]

Uglier than a hatfull of assholes.

FTW!

[marini martini]

I'm gonna knock your stiff

[slayermin]

Anything said by R. Lee Ermey in Full Metal Jacket.

"I didn't know they stacked that high."

[mrsmaalox]

I'm gonna knock your stiff

wtf? I never heard of that one. Who says it?

[marini martini]

[QUOTE=mrsmaalox]wtf? I never heard of that one. Who says it?[/QUOTEim

Well, once upon a time, a long time ago. Read ur P.M.

[slayermin]

If your from Texas or the south,
"Don't let the door hit ya, where the good lord split ya."

[slayermin]

"Big talker, Betty Crocker."

[Mister Sinister]

Banky: Guy's got a bladder like an infant.

Hooper X: Funny, he says you're hung like an infant.

Banky: Oh, must his mother tell him everything?

[TheSanityAnnex]

Bi-curious = gay