If The Mavs Make the Playoffs, I Won't Post For One Year

[Findog]

When the Mavs are eliminated from the playoffs, I'll definitely be getting a KFC bowl and putting The Brian Jonestown Massacre's "Nevertheless" on the stereo.

[Findog]

I think you're better off making a homemade bowl with all of the ingredients, except just freshly made.

[Indazone]

You gotta eat that KFC bowl in a true dogfood bowl for true effect

[Ronald McDonald]

Your real problem is going to KFC in the first place. Dog food is right.

[MajorMike]

If this thread becomes 4 pages long I will not post here for one year.

I like pie.

[monosylab1k]

As soon as the Mavs are eliminated, all true Mavs fans should post a picture of themselves eating the KFC failure pile, along with displaying the cover of whatever CD of depressing, suicidal music they're listening to.

[Steve Irwin's Ghost]

Your real problem is going to KFC in the first place. Dog food is right.

Crikey, mate, I'd rather be stung by a stingray than eat that garbo you pass off as tucker.

[Findog]

Attention all Dallas-area Spurstalk posters: You can get a KFC bowl at the Plaza of the Americas on the north side of downtown. I'll be exercising good judgment in getting a sandwich at Potbelly at the Renassaince Tower

[Tom Brady]

If the Giants repeat as Super Bowl champs, I'll kill myself.

[monosylab1k]

If the Giants repeat as Super Bowl champs, I'll kill myself.

Just kill your idiot offensive coordinator instead.

[Eli Manning]

If the Giants repeat as Super Bowl champs, I'll kill myself.

I don't think your o-line can give you enough time to pull the trigger.

[Findog]

As soon as the Mavs are eliminated, all true Mavs fans should post a picture of themselves eating the KFC failure pile, along with displaying the cover of whatever CD of depressing, suicidal music they're listening to.

It should be done in the KFC thread.



And that thread may need a bump...

[monosylab1k]

you can experience failure in a lot of places in Cali

[Findog]

you can experience failure in a lot of places in Cali

"I'll suck a on the Golden Gate Bridge before I bring you a mixed-green salad, buddy!"

[Findog]

Any Bay Area posters should eat a bowl on a street corner in the Tenderloin with a needle sticking out of their arm after the Dubs are eliminated.

This could be a Spurstalk tradition instead of "going fishing."

[SAtown]

As soon as the Mavs are eliminated, all true Mavs fans should post a picture of themselves eating the KFC failure pile, along with displaying the cover of whatever CD of depressing, suicidal music they're listening to.

It'd be great if this actually happens.

[Findog]

It'd be great if this actually happens.

I'll do it.

[SAtown]

, if they don't make the playoffs, I'll join ya'll

[mavsfan1000]

Taco Bell rules

[stretch]

I just farted.

[Dirk Nowitzki]

Go ahead and quit on them. I am sticking with this team as they will win the championship in June. I am not quiting and I dont see them coming up short this year. I just dont. I seriously expect a parade come late June in downtown Dallas. I expect Cuban to do the chicken dance with the trophy in his hands and everyone to be laughing up a storm enjoying life.

[Brodie Bruce]

BUT WE HAVE THE SAME PHOTBUCKET!!!!

[mavsfan1000]

Go ahead and quit on them. I am sticking with this team as they will win the championship in June. I am not quiting and I dont see them coming up short this year. I just dont. I seriously expect a parade come late June in downtown Dallas. I expect Cuban to do the chicken dance with the trophy in his hands and everyone to be laughing up a storm enjoying life.

I feel bad for you. You need to lower your expectations.

[Findog]

Go ahead and quit on them. I am sticking with this team as they will win the championship in June. I am not quiting and I dont see them coming up short this year. I just dont. I seriously expect a parade come late June in downtown Dallas. I expect Cuban to do the chicken dance with the trophy in his hands and everyone to be laughing up a storm enjoying life.

But if they don't, will you eat a KFC Bowl and post the pics here?

[Forrest Gump]

Momma always said not to eat at KFC because the colored folks take bites outta the chicken and then put it back.