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Who would've thought God had a sense of humor . . . oh wait, he created Jerry Fallwell.
I coughed when that happened.
The Clintons, was a hiccup. Totally accidently. But you deal with it.
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Who would've thought God had a sense of humor . . . oh wait, he created Jerry Fallwell.
Don't forget that I created Pastor John Hagee, Reverend Jesse Jackson and the duck-billed platypus.
G O D is cool.
Quit trying to schmooze your way into Heaven. You have a long list of sins to repent for, ask for forgiveness and thou shall have it.
You people are starting to piss me off. You remember what happened the last time.
For those of you that don't read Hebrew, יהוה is pronounced Yahveh, or Yahweh, which means God. And I think mankind has done a fair amount of torking Him off the past several thousand years.
Oy vey.
Torking?
I have no use for Heaven.
I'm a god on Earth.
You sent your kid to die?
Thanks for the biblical message there, but I knew that when I was 6 years old.
I'm glad it's a novelty for you.
Oh, and by the way, it is known as the "Tetragrammaton" and it means "I am", not "god".
And, many modern day Christian religions pronounce it as Jehova.
You don't owe me anything for today's lesson.
peewee's lovechild = new #1 worst poster on spurstalk.
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I'd like to thank all those that made this happen.
I want to thank my mom and dad for being horny enough to concieve me.
I want to thank my Third Grade teacher for telling me, "Son, you're going to be someone someday."
(peewee gathers himself and fights back the tears)
And, I really want to thank The Scarecrow who I miss most of all from the Land of OZ.
I will take this new distinction and wear it with pride.
Once again, I thank you all.
I already have, three times yesterday and once this morning.
Is that your secret word for masterbation?
Sooooooooo, where's the 3 Hail Mary's
And the Act of Contrition????????????![]()
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So if I am = Jehova, and Jehova = God (IIR Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade C), then thread le = "God Godgodhere's God"?
I was never any good at these things in algebra.
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