Official "I saw something today that made me say WTF????" Thread

[ShoogarBear]

A lady pulled up next to me today at a stop light wearing a neck brace, a full arm cast and those glasses the doctor gives you after having your eyes dialated. That has to be illegal, right?

Think, sweetey . . . What day is today?

[Twisted_Dawg]

There's a girl in one of my classes who has insanely long legs and has, both today and last Thursday, worn "dresses" that are more like long sweaters and that barely cover her whole ass...

Okay... maybe this is a slightly different variation of WTF...

CF...you got a camera phone right? Then why don't you put it to use and take a pic of those insanely long legs and that barely covered ass and treat us to a post???!!

[tlongII]

Why would seeing that make Katy want to ???

[marini martini]

Because all you dudes are ed?

April fools, FOOL! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CuckingFunt]

CF...you got a camera phone right?

I don't, actually.

[BruceBowenFan]

well i was coming down I37 passing the alamodome i had just borrowed my dads truck for the day because mine had little gas and i have no money till payday anyways their was a i think a toyota corolla in the next to me and driver was a girl who was masterbating her left leg was up and resting on the dashboard left hand on the steering wheel and her right going to town she was wearing a dress so everything was pretty much covered up. I was like wtf sort of said it a little loud and she heard me she stopped what she was doing and took off.

[ShoogarBear]

well i was coming down I37 passing the alamodome i had just borrowed my dads truck for the day because mine had little gas and i have no money till payday anyways their was a i think a toyota corolla in the next to me and driver was a girl who was masterbating her left leg was up and resting on the dashboard left hand on the steering wheel and her right going to town she was wearing a dress so everything was pretty much covered up. I was like wtf sort of said it a little loud and she heard me she stopped what she was doing and took off.

You should have said "Yo homes smell ya later!"

[BruceBowenFan]

i had nothing really to say i was just stunned

[marini martini]

i had nothing really to say i was just stunned

You are now officially a "Buzz Kill!"

[BruceBowenFan]

You are now officially a "Buzz Kill!"

c'mon what would u have done if u were in my situation

[marini martini]

How 'bout GO SUR GO

[BruceBowenFan]

How 'bout GO SUR GO

u mean go spurs go i guees that could've worked

[Mister Sinister]

I saw something that made me WTF when I got up. I looked in my bathroom mirror, right? And I saw my reflection. Weird thing is, the mirror didn't shatter this time.

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

I saw a burglary one day - was just riding my bike home and about 200m ahead these 4 young guys wandered out into the street carrying appliances. They saw me, bolted to their car and pissed off. I got the number plate, but of course it was stolen. it was a definite WTF? moment though.

[BruceBowenFan]

what kind of appliances tv, computer

[katyon6th]

well i was coming down I37 passing the alamodome i had just borrowed my dads truck for the day because mine had little gas and i have no money till payday anyways their was a i think a toyota corolla in the next to me and driver was a girl who was masterbating her left leg was up and resting on the dashboard left hand on the steering wheel and her right going to town she was wearing a dress so everything was pretty much covered up. I was like wtf sort of said it a little loud and she heard me she stopped what she was doing and took off.

For some reason, I don't believe you.

How the could she hear you say WTF whilst driving on a busy highway? Did you yell it at her?

And if this is true, you are a total buzz kill. Poor girl.

[angel_luv]

I was walking into work at the AT&T Center the other day and I saw a trash can that was dedicated in the memory of someone!!!

The person's name was professionally painted on it- i.e. this was not grafitti, someone had seriously elected to "honor" another that way.

[baseline bum]

On my way to work Monday I saw a homeless guy begging for change while yakking on his cellphone.

[Gov. Perry]

On my way to work Monday I saw a homeless guy begging for change while yakking on his cellphone.

Theres nothing wrong with that

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Theres nothing wrong with that

I saw a story that said Kay Bailey Hutchison was considering a gubernatorial run.

[T Park]

On my way to work Monday I saw a homeless guy begging for change while yakking on his cellphone.

Thank you comic relief.

[LuvBones]

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article...2&in_page_id=2

[balli]

I've seen this guy about 200 times by now. Welcome to SLC.

http://slcpinkguy.blogspot.com/