1. If you've ever gotten upset and called Holt a cheap ass.
2. If you've ever thought that Duncan has lost a step. Stupid. It's Tim ing Duncan.
3. If you've ever actually engaged princess pimp and/or whoever that trailblazers fan is, in a debate where you actually get emotionally invested.
4. If you've actually thought the Spurs would/will ever sign a 1st or 2nd tier player in the offseason as long as Tim "the best big man ever to play basketball" Duncan is on the team.
5. If you're under 5'8.
6. If you exist only on this board for Argentina. Shut the up about Scola.
7. If you question Pop's game plan. 4 rings. Lots of wine. Best ratio of acne scars to les. Ever.
8. If you have an unhealthy obsession with an ex-Spurs player that you clearly put above the team. Rasho, Jax, Scola, and Beno are the obvious examples.
9. If you give a what the media thinks.
10. If you give "props" to opposing team's fans on a message board.
11. Sober people
12. Parker fans who are anti Manu. And Manu fans who are anti Parker. Seriously. This is the stupidest thing ever.