Cuddling leads to ing.
The first rule of Cuddle Club is you do not talk about Cuddle Club.
No, I don't like the idea of a cuddle party. I'm aware that it's (allegedly) non-sexual, but adultery ought not to be defined simply as not putting it in another woman. Adultery is the breaking of a "pledge of allegiance" to your spouse, the violation of the 1-flesh union, and a cuddle party comes too close to that.
And what would my wife think if she caught me at one? She'd only slice off my ding-dong with a dull steak knife! Unless, of course, she were the one I was cuddling with.
Good point.
So are you implying that this is essentially a soft-core swinger's party?
It's essentially the same thing, without the nudity and 70's music.
Yeah ... I'm failing to see the point. Why in the world would you want to *cuddle* with someone you don't love (like you'd love your child), you're in love with (a SO), or someone you just want to ?
Although it sounds like it'd be cheaper than a strip club and you get to touch. Kinda.![]()
Last edited by SpursWoman; 04-28-2008 at 04:57 PM.
Strip clubs are stupid. You know that girl is only pretending to like you because she wants you to give her a large tip. And, after you get all turned on, you can't even go home with her.
Of course, going home with a stripper presents its own problems ...
It's a strange concept for sure. I would spend the whole party frustrated as or totally grossed out! Nothing in between!![]()
I'm a very snuggly and cuddly person in general, but I don't get this. I love to greet a friend with a big hug, but I have no desire to curl up with a complete stranger.
But, hey, if it works for other people, good for them.
I'm already surrounded by sexual tension everywhere I go.
A "cuddle party" would only make things 10 times worse for everyone who was there with me.
I choose to spare the world from this sort of pain.
Remind me not to go to any cuddle parties with you.
Look, I'm all for snuggling up with some young thing.
But with my luck, my wife, or my mother-in-law, will barge in right when things are getting good. So, in ethics, you have to look at the consequences.
The you say.
She liked me...she REALLY liked me!!!
And for the record, there is no champagne in the sex room...
Right now I just have this pole to cuddle with.................
At least you have a pole we haven't seen our husband all week!
It's a fantasy. She didn't like you. All she saw in you was that wallet full of bills.
In reality, she's addicted to drugs and dates a bouncer.
Dream killer...DREAM KILLER!!!!
She said she'd call. Why hasn't she called?
Lies! EVIL LIES!!!!
Glad to see that someone understands the idea behind the activity. That being said, I'd rather be alone than cuddle a stranger, although I'm all for hugging friends (and trees - that's for you, mouse).
No, I get the idea. I'm down with the whole idea of non-sensual cuddling, especially with young nubile ladies. I'm saying it's impossible to either (a) not get aroused, (b) creeped out by the whole thing, or (c) in serious trouble with your wife if/when she finds out, and probably divorced.
I'll leave my cuddling to my wife, thankyou. If I want non-sensual touching, I'll cuddle with my kids, when I have some.
Hate to break it to you. But you swallowed the red pill when you signed up here at ST. Sorry.
All that arousal you get from your magazines and internet porn and strip clubs and Dancing with the Stars, is all a lie. None of those girls like you. In fact, they probably hate you. And they probably never grew up dreaming they'd be on a pole dancing somewhere.
And besides, that girl didn't call you because she went home with me.![]()
Just make sure you get it all in before their feet can reach your nuts, because there is nothing funnier to a kid than daddy doubled over in pain from the racking he has just received.
I'm just sayin'...
Duly noted. Thankyou for the heads-up. I'll wear a cup.
Dang it...thought I edited in time! You got the picture though...
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