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The only thing I've been served in county jail is baloney sandwiches. Breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Baloney sandwiches.
Soap-on-a-Rope. He'll be greatful.
The only thing I've been served in county jail is baloney sandwiches. Breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Baloney sandwiches.
Was it the drunk tank you were in?
And, they did that to us in basic training. We got off the bus at Lackland (I was local, so I got dropped off!), and they let us long-haired, disheveled, civilian-clothes-wearing maggots eat all we wanted in the chow hall. It was all nice and stuff.
The next morning, we got up and were issued our uniforms, got our heads shaved, and then had lunch. We expecting another nice meal. But the drill sergants had other ideas. They started screaming at us, slamming their fists on the tables, asking us what was taking so long.
By the time I was done with basic, I could eat breakfast in 30 seconds flat. I don't remember if the food was good, because I never tasted any of it.
first off you cant count going through the AF version of training and say that it is equal to any other services basic training....you guys got it made...and yes I will hate cause it is a better smarter service then the rest...lol...but I do remember going to basic and the ers had us as hold overs for like three weeks because they were too crowded so we got nice and plump on cakes and and then one day the switch just flipped...and the games begun...and instead of tasting our food going down we tasted it coming back up cause we always ran after chowWas it the drunk tank you were in?
And, they did that to us in basic training. We got off the bus at Lackland (I was local, so I got dropped off!), and they let us long-haired, disheveled, civilian-clothes-wearing maggots eat all we wanted in the chow hall. It was all nice and stuff.
The next morning, we got up and were issued our uniforms, got our heads shaved, and then had lunch. We expecting another nice meal. But the drill sergants had other ideas. They started screaming at us, slamming their fists on the tables, asking us what was taking so long.
By the time I was done with basic, I could eat breakfast in 30 seconds flat. I don't remember if the food was good, because I never tasted any of it.
Tell your friend he'll have to pay $50, or roll doubles three times.
When I went through Air Force officer training school a couple of years later, the newbies didn't understand why I was eating so fast. I was not accustomed to getting 20 minutes to eat in training. 20 minutes! And coffee! and juice. I adjusted.
But yes, I've heard what the Marines and Army go through. Not fun.
I still have some of my MREs. They're not bad, not low-cal. (Should I start a military thread?)
Yes, please do
says Mrs. Fort Hood her self....Yes, please do
No silly, that's the other M M (mrs. maalox)says Mrs. Fort Hood her self....
But my Dad was there before WWII, for Officer Training School
same I bet your both MILFs or GILFs who have military ties...my fault...my fault
In Phoenix, the convicts wear pink. No kidding.In Bexar county, it's county orange. Not that I know anything about that or anything.
isnt that apart of what your governor set up...whats his name Richardson?
or was it the black and white striped joints that he used and had then living in tents and working the fields and like that...thats the best if you ask me...
It's Sheriff Joe Arpaio with the pink clothes.
I still eat fast thanks in part to Navy Basic, 5-10 mins per, I was in a Bug company(bunch of ers who couldnt get their together) so we were always punished come chow time. I will never forget the day we did the gas chamber then marched directly to eat. Not too many people ate that day.
I am so sorry.
The only jail I have ever been to was the Brewster County jail in Alpine, Texas. I went with my friend to visit her incarcerated boyfriend, and the 2 inmates sat around with the deputies, playing cards and eating chips. They even let my friend and her worthless boyfriend use one of the 2 cells for some "special" time.
Yes.
And it would had been even more interesting if I were actually drunk.
That being said, the worst aspect was the lack of windows.
You could never tell what time it was.
of course this was back in the 60's when you was in your 20'sThe only jail I have ever been to was the Brewster County jail in Alpine, Texas. I went with my friend to visit her incarcerated boyfriend, and the 2 inmates sat around with the deputies, playing cards and eating chips. They even let my friend and her worthless boyfriend use one of the 2 cells for some "special" time.
Oh no you didn't
Jail Food Sucks, get him some money like some of the other posters have said.
I don't think you can bring him any items, but with the money you send him, he should be able to buy some t's off the comissary list.
I was served mcdonalds for my first meal in jail when i got arrested for driving without a license.
How about that, Bo?
The first time I went to jail it was in rural ass southern Utah and it was basically just a couple of cells connected to the local sheriff's station- kind of like a new-age Andy Griffith. I only spent a night, but both in the evening and in the morning I got a home-cooked meal from the sheriff's wife as good as any I've ever eaten.
The second time, I did a week in Salt Lake County and the food was as bad as any I've ever seen. Most of the time breakfast was saccharine and saltpeter laced water with whatever else was too nasty looking to eat. Lunch was Baloney on the most stale and smashed white bread on the face of the planet and dinner was usually a day from expiration milk, mashed potatoes with a quarter inch of milky water on top with a lump of meat in the middle that looked like dog and some nasty ass peas.
They did hook up a tablespoon of apple sauce sometimes, which was all I ate for a week.
By comparison something as ty as this, looks great.
How about that, Bo?
Why on earth would they give you something healthy in jail?
What benefit would it serve for the state to improve the health of it's inmates?
So you wouldn't want to come back?
Why on earth would they give you something healthy in jail?
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