I think I have salmonella...

[nsrammstein]

im not dying i just have a fever and a headache

[Spurfect]

im not dying i just have a fever and a headache

so was that your diagnoses?

[nsrammstein]

so was that your diagnoses?

No, I meant to say that I was not going to die from Salmonella and the high fever and headache I have right now....

[Don Quixote]

Dude, when you get close to death, will you be sure to log on and spend your dying moments trying to post something? That would be cool.

How existential! I'm sure that's the way to find meaning in life.

[Anti.Hero]

I heard on the radio there was an outbreak in Texas just recently. No joke.

[CharlieMac]

I spent the night in the ER the other night thanks to Red Lobster. I threw up a lot and had the ass pee going on for a day straight. I went through a couple of bags of IV in the ER. You need to go dude.

[Taco]

update : I just had an empanada with strawberry jelly inside and a glass of coke and i threw up everything

WHERE DA DID YOU GET AND EMPANADA WITH STRAWBERRY JELLY?

WHERE CAN I GET ONE!!!

YOU SHOULD HAVE DRANK LECHE

[mrsmaalox]

I spent the night in the ER the other night thanks to Red Lobster. I threw up a lot and had the ass pee going on for a day straight. I went through a couple of bags of IV in the ER. You need to go dude.