Oh !!!

[midgetonadonkey]

A gummy worm may look a little more humorous.

[batman2883]

yeah i bet worms would look better

[Silver21_Black20]

One of these days I'm going to drink a can of corn just to see what my looks like the next day.

The next day? no dude, it would probably take 30 minutes before you'd start to have that feeling to take a , if you drink a whole can of corn...haha

[batman2883]

try chugging a gallon of milk

[Silver21_Black20]

^ Eww...

[batman2883]

ive done it without throwing up

[Silver21_Black20]

I hope it was a bet and that you didn't just do it for the of it.

[batman2883]

it was a bet, my friends kept saying it was physically impossible and i did it like nothing

[Silver21_Black20]

So what did you win? Money? Girls? Beer?

[batman2883]

i won respect...now another story is why i can never eat a pickle again, i once chugged the entire jar of pickle juice and im talking the big jars that the ice cream man uses.....i won 5 bucks for that in middle school....needless to say i used that 5 bucks on pepto bismol to help heal my irratated stomach from throwing up all night

[Silver21_Black20]

i won respect...now another story is why i can never eat a pickle again, i once chugged the entire jar of pickle juice and im talking the big jars that the ice cream man uses.....i won 5 bucks for that in middle school....needless to say i used that 5 bucks on pepto bismol to help heal my irratated stomach from throwing up all night

Respect

Damn...haha...that's funny. I don't think I ever did anything like that for a bet...I'm a wuss.

[sa_butta]

i won respect...now another story is why i can never eat a pickle again, i once chugged the entire jar of pickle juice and im talking the big jars that the ice cream man uses.....i won 5 bucks for that in middle school....needless to say i used that 5 bucks on pepto bismol to help heal my irratated stomach from throwing up all night

try this
http://www.makemeking.com/home/dares...uice_Chug.html

[Despot]

Ok, just saw this thread.

S y is obviously more refined, she does it in French.

We all know what a French Kiss is, but I shudder at the thought of what a French Crap is.

[Despot]

You ever have the s that burn your ass so bad you hope one of the turds will splash the water high enough to cool your ass?

And I believe that before it reaches the surface it is called magma.

[sa_butta]

Some ty News

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1718687.html?menu=
Toilet roll falls foul of cutbacks

Civil servants in Romania are outraged after their boss told them to use newspapers and magazines instead of toilet paper.

Paraschiv Usturoiu, who is in charge of the Department of Culture in Vrancea county, came up with the idea to save money.

He told 7 Plus newspaper: "I can't afford to buy toilet paper any more so I cut some local newspapers into pieces and placed them in the toilets. I'm sure they'll work just fine."

But the department's employees say they are offended by the cost-cutting measure and have asked him to reconsider.

One woman said: "This is an outrage. It's degrading and we can hurt ourselves or get infected from that ink they use for printing newspapers."


http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1719077.html?menu=

Locals told not to approach dung-spraying buffalo

Locals in Hampshire have been told not to approach six missing water buffalo as "they are able to spray dung across large distances".

The buffalo were last seen in a field in Lower Pennington Lane, Lymington earlier this week.

Police believe the animals were stolen because there was no trail of tell-tale dung at the scene.

According to BBC online a police spokesman said: "They should not be approached from behind... as the animals are able to spray dung across large distances."

The majority of water buffalo are to be found in Asia but have been increasingly used in the UK to produce speciality milk, cheese and yoghurts.

[Marklar MM]

My 8 pound dog, just took a that will rival a human being over the age of 15, that smells like ty ...I mean the cream of the crop .

[Taco]

My 8 pound dog, just took a that will rival a human being over the age of 15, that smells like ty ...I mean the cream of the crop .

Don't come around here with that !!!!!

[batman2883]

I can't stop ting all this chocolate i got for valentines day i think my stomach is gonna burst or something

[midgetonadonkey]

I got Budweiser s today.

[Taco]

I feel like

[batman2883]

i just ate pizza here at work cause they ordered us pizza hut and boy oh boy am i gonna have to let it out before school starts

[Silver21_Black20]

Let it out bat...you'll feel much more at ease at school

[batman2883]

Let it out bat...you'll feel much more at ease at school

I normally dont talk like that in front of girls......hey by the way SB you need to post more in the quattro

[Silver21_Black20]

I normally dont talk like that in front of girls......hey by the way SB you need to post more in the quattro

Haha...dude, it doesn't matter, I won't get offended...if I did, I wouldn't come in this thread.

I will post in the Quattro, I'm still reading posts and learning how it is done. I don't wanna make an ass out of myself.

[batman2883]

Haha...dude, it doesn't matter, I won't get offended...if I did, I wouldn't come in this thread.

I will post in the Quattro, I'm still reading posts and learning how it is done. I don't wanna make an ass out of myself.

we all fall down every now and then ma'am its our decision to get back up that makes us admired by others...remember that