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  1. #501
    Veteran TrainOfThought5's Avatar
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    Also.... should i start Jordan Reed or Reuben Randle in the flex??

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    on instagram, str8 flexin DUNCANownsKOBE's Avatar
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    Science is a lie.

    obama is socialist african muslim antichrist

    Poor people are poor because they dont work as hard as me.
    Obamacare is the end of the world.

































    Deytookerjobs
    You must not be up to date on the Obama theories.

    Republicans now concede he was born in the US and DID attend Columbia, however they allege he portrayed himself as a foreigner in order to get admitted into Columbia since applying as a foreigner would give him an edge

  3. #503
    Veteran TrainOfThought5's Avatar
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    You must not be up to date on the Obama theories.

    Republicans now concede he was born in the US and DID attend Columbia, however they allege he portrayed himself as a foreigner in order to get admitted into Columbia since applying as a foreigner would give him an edge
    ROFLMAO i prefer the freedom destroying, african devil, doombringer of Allah. Makes for a Much better conspiracy theory.

  4. #504
    on instagram, str8 flexin DUNCANownsKOBE's Avatar
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    If I were the commish I would reverse the transaction for Blake since it was obviously unintentional and if someone else gets Gronk that's an unfair advantage they completely lucked into. Also, I have no ing idea why Lincoln and TrainofThought are essentially saying " Blake he should lose Gronk." If J.T. (the ball is in your court here buddy) lets Gronk through waivers, he's either got Gronk as the #1 guy on the waiver order, or I have him at #3 since Blake's at #2 and he can't pick up a player off waivers that he dropped.

    Would you rather see 3-4 Blake keep a player he drafted, or let the team that's #1 in the league in points in spite of a giant hole at the TE position pick up Gronk for free?

    Blake, sorry but Lincoln and TrainofThought made it obvious that I either put in a waiver claim for Gronk to ensure he doesn't slip past J.T. or it's all but a sure thing he's going to another team. At the very least, if I get Gronk and end up winning the league, you'll get your entry fee back.

  5. #505
    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    Lol

  6. #506
    on instagram, str8 flexin DUNCANownsKOBE's Avatar
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    Well I just saw the post where J.T. said he'll fix it. Not sure why he's waiting this long

  7. #507
    The Crominator J.T.'s Avatar
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    Well I just saw the post where J.T. said he'll fix it. Not sure why he's waiting this long
    Full disclosure, for the past month I've had a load of pain on the right side of my face and no idea why. Figured it was because I grind my teeth at night, but I've got a mouth guard and all so I highly doubted that. Went to the ER one day after work because my insurance is rock solid and I can do that for a $25 copay and the 30-something year old doctor x-rayed my face and said I had Temporomandibular Joint Disorder, but to definitely follow up with a dentist. Booked a dental exam for three days later and the dentist dismissed TMD as a diagnosis in about 15 seconds. Then they recommended I get a scaling and root planing procedure...which I didn't think I needed either. A regular cleaning, sure, but not some 4-stage process that requires me to miss enough work to get fired (my job does not differentiate between playing hookey and actually needing a day off to go to an appointment, it's pretty ing gay tbh). Both doctors prescribed me low dose hydrocodone (5/325). I can seriously ask my friend's grandfather for some Vicodin and he'll give me a handful of about 30 of the 10/325 pills because he's a veteran and the VA gives him that for his arthritis. So I had my own prescription plus a ton of the higher dose ones Lt. Dan (ret.) [also, yes is was his name and rank and he was in Vietnam just like the guy from Forrest Gump...it's a pretty ing awesome coincidence] gave me and took those to block the pain for a few weeks. When I finally ran out of Vicodin and the pain came back, it was worse than ever. I couldn't work on account of the pain was so bad I just couldn't multi-task. It was either focus on the pain or go insane trying to do that and something else. Went to the ER again and a 40-something year old doctor told me I was just too stressed out and to go to the dentist. Booked a dental appointment for Weds. morning before work, on the phone they said they would take my insurance and their ty office staff decided to not call me back when they found out they actually do NOT honor my insurance, so I get there expecting to get treatment only to get shown the door.

    Meanwhile, I go to work and am in complete . I blow up my girlfriend's phone telling me to find a place that takes my insurance and will see me immediately no matter how much it costs. I leave work without telling anyone (supervisors are always in meetings and hard to track down, wasn't about to spend an hour finding out where they were, then getting ed at for barging into a meeting I had no business being in). Go home, smoke some weed because hey, I had some left over and was stressed as . Girlfriend calls back saying she found a place that would see me in an hour and would honor my insurance even if they didn't accept it. Get there, and the receptionist girl is super attractive and is named Elizabeth, which is always a good sign because that's my favorite female name (dunno why, also my girlfriend is not named Elizabeth. I'm dating her almost exclusively because she likes to suck my . We're probably not going to stay together forever). Then the dentist's assistant takes me back and does an x-ray. Turns out she's the sister of this guy I used to buy ecstasy from way back when I was that guy who did a lot of drugs and told SpursTalk all about it. Knew she looked familiar, so in retrospect it's cool that she works there. I know it probably pays more than working at Sonic and by now she has a little girl that's gotta be at least in the 1st grade so yay for people turning their lives around.

    The dentist comes out and takes a look inside my mouth. Immediately says I have an infection behind one of the lower wisdom teeth and that's where all of the pain is coming from. Booked me for an appointment the next day to yank the mother er, also prescribed Vicoprofen (7.5mg hydrocodone/200mg ibuprofen) which is a better pill because it doesn't wreck shop on your liver the way Vicodin does. Also prescribed valium to take the edge off before the extraction procedure. Walked out of there paying $0. Next day, texted one of my co-workers telling them to tell my boss I wasn't coming in because of the extraction, then went to the dentist at noon. Wasn't able to take the valium because I couldn't find a driver. The hygenist, this really awesome chic who looked exactly like Emma Stone only a little taller, did a full cleaning of my teeth. Noticed I was wearing a Colts shirt and immediately started talking to me about football. She was from Boston, complete with the accent, and really hated Manning. I enjoyed listening to her talk about football for about an hour while she cleaned my teeth. It sucked because I really wanted to respond to some of the she was saying but you can't really do that when they're working on your mouth. After the cleaning, I got the tooth yanked. They gave me like four shots of anesthetic and as soon as the tooth came out I knew the pain I'd been having was gonna go away as soon as the socket healed from the extraction.

    The best part was I had a full prescription of valium I had no reason to take other than to get high, so I took like ten 5 milligram valiums last night and passed out after I responded to Blake saying I'd fix this roster up. I've taken care of it now, and for everyone complaining, hey. People make mistakes. Gronk JUST came back. There's no way Blake would have made that cut with a clear conscience. In my most recent trade with Chief Brody, I dropped two players off my team when I only needed to drop one. You didn't see me going into commish tools and voiding that trade just to save myself from losing the great Matt Schaub for the rest of the season. Plus I would have been first in line to pick up Gronk, and probably would have done it, but I understand that even though we play fantasy football online, there's still a human element to it.

    At the end of the fantasy season, I'm going to post a poll asking if you guys would like me to remain commissioner of the $pursTalk money league or not. If this executive decision I made pisses you off, vote me out at that time. Just keep in mind if anyone else makes a legitimate brain fart roster move like this, I'll do the same for you.

    I wonder if pego needs some codones? Got a refill left on my Vicoprofen. . . .

  8. #508
    Smile you sonofabitch Chief Brody's Avatar
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    J.T., I accidentally dropped Andrew Luck a couple weeks ago and Lincoln picked him up. Can you fix that, por favor?

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    J.T., I accidentally dropped Andrew Luck a couple weeks ago and Lincoln picked him up. Can you fix that, por favor?
    And i accidentally dropped Shane Vereen a while back, and Harlem Heat picked him up, in the name of fairness im gonna need him back asap.

  10. #510
    The Crominator J.T.'s Avatar
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    J.T., I accidentally dropped Andrew Luck a couple weeks ago and Lincoln picked him up. Can you fix that, por favor?
    I know for a fact Lincoln drafted Andrew Luck because his draft position was right before me and he sniped me when I was about to take Luck. Nice try. You guys can stop trying to exploit my goodwill for the solid I did Blake on an honest mistake he made. I have better things to do like go check and see if streaming porn looks better on this Galaxy S4 I just got compared to how it looked on my iPhone 4S. BRB.

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    Veteran TrainOfThought5's Avatar
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    I know for a fact Lincoln drafted Andrew Luck because his draft position was right before me and he sniped me when I was about to take Luck. Nice try. You guys can stop trying to exploit my goodwill for the solid I did Blake on an honest mistake he made. I have better things to do like go check and see if streaming porn looks better on this Galaxy S4 I just got compared to how it looked on my iPhone 4S. BRB.
    I happen to have an S4.... and yes it does.

  12. #512
    you're a phony Holden_Caulfield's Avatar
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    yo J.T. i accidentally traded for an injured Cobb for CJ1k and Anquan, can you fix that please, would really appreciate it. thanks. youre a great commish.

  13. #513
    The Crominator J.T.'s Avatar
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    yo J.T. i accidentally traded for an injured Cobb for CJ1k and Anquan, can you fix that please, would really appreciate it. thanks. youre a great commish.
    You should maybe not trade for players that get injured next time.

  14. #514
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    yo J.T. i accidentally traded for an injured Cobb for CJ1k and Anquan, can you fix that please, would really appreciate it. thanks. youre a great commish.
    that trade turned my season around, tbh.

  15. #515
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    i shoulda stuck with gordon over smith

  16. #516
    you're a phony Holden_Caulfield's Avatar
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    whens the trade deadline tbh, need a few more squeaks and tinker on my roster.

  17. #517
    I'm up 30 and Blake has Seattle's D remaining..usually I'd be very confident with a 30-point lead vs. a DST, but they're playing against the Rams..ugh..

  18. #518
    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    I'm up 30 and Blake has Seattle's D remaining..usually I'd be very confident with a 30-point lead vs. a DST, but they're playing against the Rams..ugh..
    Meh. I'm not counting on it.

    I'm still pissed at auto draft for giving me Ray Rice. I hate that guy.

  19. #519
    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    But he's bad ass if anyone wants to trade.

  20. #520
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    Me putting up 140 with half my starters out on bye

    Sorry Flintstones32

    Dalton went HAM

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    But he's bad ass if anyone wants to trade.
    Ill trade you tony g for him

  22. #522
    you're a phony Holden_Caulfield's Avatar
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    But he's bad ass if anyone wants to trade.
    check out my wrs besides megatron.

  23. #523
    The cat won symple19's Avatar
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    Have my best week and Megatron goes off. Tate isn't going to save me...

  24. #524
    Smile you sonofabitch Chief Brody's Avatar
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    I quit.

  25. #525
    you're a phony Holden_Caulfield's Avatar
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    Have my best week and Megatron goes off. Tate isn't going to save me...
    man that was quite a scare

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