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[midgetonadonkey]

They're women.

Three words, munch the rug.

[SequSpur]

Three words, munch the rug.

university talk.

[midgetonadonkey]

university talk.

You would know nothing about that. SequSpur belongs in the GED forum.

[Trainwreck2100]

I really do need to get laid.........no fat chicks though

[ashbeeigh]

Three words, munch the rug.

Doesn't quite give me the fix I'm looking for.

[SequSpur]

You would know nothing about that. SequSpur belongs in the GED forum.

What's a GED?

[midgetonadonkey]

What's a GED?

I guess I was giving you too much credit.

[midgetonadonkey]

Doesn't quite give me the fix I'm looking for.

Have them munch your rug then.

[SequSpur]

I guess I was giving you too much credit.

What's a GED?

[ashbeeigh]

I bet trainwreck gets plenty of ass, it's just a front to find people who feel sorry for him.

[Trainwreck2100]

I bet trainwreck gets plenty of ass, it's just a front to find people who feel sorry for him.

No man would lie about being a virgin

[ashbeeigh]

This is most probable.

[midgetonadonkey]

No man would lie about being a virgin

That's the truth.

I can get you laid for just over $100. Let me know if you are interested.

[ashbeeigh]

$150 for an essay and a lay. No promises on if either good or not. -midgetonadonkey

[Trainwreck2100]

That's the truth.

I can get you laid for just over $100. Let me know if you are interested.

That's great, entrepenuership is the backbone of the economy, but I don't have $100

[Trainwreck2100]

That's great, entrepenuership is the backbone of the economy, but I don't have $100

I just pwned myself right here

[midgetonadonkey]

$150 for an essay and a lay. No promises on if either good or not. -midgetonadonkey

It would be good, believe me. I got my English degree while drinking a 12 pack a night and smoking an ounce a week. I could out-write anyone in this country.

[Jekka]

You always struck me as the Philosophy major type, midge.

[midgetonadonkey]

You always struck me as the Philosophy major type, midge.

no. A philosophy degree is a bigger dead end than an English degree. I did take several philosophy classes but I never wanted to get the degree.

[Jekka]

Practicality blows.

[RashoFan]

Are they awesome?

My allergies are killing me for the last few days. WTF is in the air?!? I woke up with swollen eyes for the last three days.

I think so! I have had congestion for about 2 weeks now and I tried a "cheaper version" of the nasal strips for 2 nights and I have slept so much better. I will have to keep a box on hand at all times at the Fire Station, when I do an overnight shift.

[ShoogarBear]

If you had a fantasy team would you name it "The Shoog Knights"???

Hadn't thought about that name before.

Then could I go kill the Notorious H.O.P.?

[ShoogarBear]

Art History majors rule.

Hilter was an Art History major.

[CuckingFunt]

So I'm watching ESPN and there's a commercial for "Jared" where the guy brings the a gold bracelet. And the family is so awed by it, here's thing thing, isn't a gift a gold basically saying "This belongs to me and she blows me really good and will probably do anything I tell her including anal cause I bought her a goddamn gold bracelet" So should the family really be happy about this???

Damn. You need to get laid.

[CuckingFunt]

Art History majors rule.

Hilter was an Art History major.

I plan to be an Art History major in Fall 2007.