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    Ive seen a fisting in the mouth......poor girl hahahah
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    My heart weeps for a girl so loose she needs two arms to get off.
    It was the porn star Chloe. Not the blonde Chloe but the dark haired, heroin addict one.
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    Wait...

    what??

    Double penetration has a purpose???


    wait I thought by DP you meant Donkey Punch!!! Damn!!
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    Thats why a fisting Donkey punch didnt make sense to me hahahaha
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    It was the porn star Chloe. Not the blonde Chloe but the dark haired, heroin addict one.
    I had to look her up. I'm not one of those who know porn chicks by name.

    Ew, for the record.
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    It was the porn star Chloe. Not the blonde Chloe but the dark haired, heroin addict one.
    "Heroin addicted"

    Words I wasn't surprised to read when the subject of oral fisting came up.
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    lol so true
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    "Heroin addicted"

    Words I wasn't surprised to read when the subject of oral fisting came up.
    but if I throw in "Batman" it ties them altogether
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    but if I throw in "Batman" it ties them altogether

    lol
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    Dart league playoffs? Im horrible at darts and have gotten hustled by a pretty girl , was that you mel? What rules do you play, im not to familiar with dart rules?
    Hahaha, too funny. I have never hustled anyone not on my own team. We play 301 and 501 in this format, six players, three games each. For playoffs, first team to 10 wins advances to next round.
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    Hahaha, too funny. I have never hustled anyone not on my own team. We play 301 and 501 in this format, six players, three games each. For playoffs, first team to 10 wins advances to next round.

    and how do you score, is it the countdown from 301 and 501?
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    Hahaha, too funny. I have never hustled anyone not on my own team. We play 301 and 501 in this format, six players, three games each. For playoffs, first team to 10 wins advances to next round.
    You play "Double In, Double Out"?
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    You play "Double In, Double Out"?
    what does that mean, I am not familiar on scoring in darts.
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    it reminds me of that sexual harassment skit from SNL with Tom Brady, ever seen it?
    Hahha, he cupped that girls' ty. I liked the Jersey restaurant commercial a little more, though. Which one was he again? Falafels or something?
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    Hahha, he cupped that girls' ty. I liked the Jersey restaurant commercial a little more, though. Which one was he again? Falafels or something?

    hahah yeah and he walks in wearing underwear hahaha that is funny.
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    hahah yeah and he walks in wearing underwear hahaha that is funny.
    He was highly underrated on that show, especially as far as athletes go. Although I still laugh at Michael Jordan talking to one of the cast members about that "not so fresh feeling" and douching. Aside from that one skit, though MJ was TERRIBLE on SNL.
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    You play "Double In, Double Out"?
    Hah, no. It's an electronic board, making it much harder to adhere to those types of rules.

    And yes, we count down from 301 and 501 in those games. But let's say your score is down to 3. You have to hit a three or a combo of numbers adding to three in order to win. If you hit anything higher, you bust and either wait till your next turn or lose if your opponent wins on next round.
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    He was highly underrated on that show, especially as far as athletes go. Although I still laugh at Michael Jordan talking to one of the cast members about that "not so fresh feeling" and douching. Aside from that one skit, though MJ was TERRIBLE on SNL.

    yeah ......you know SNL just isnt the same anymore. Its funny at times but for the most part its kind of crappy.
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    Hah, no. It's an electronic board, making it much harder to adhere to those types of rules.

    And yes, we count down from 301 and 501 in those games. But let's say your score is down to 3. You have to hit a three or a combo of numbers adding to three in order to win. If you hit anything higher, you bust and either wait till your next turn or lose if your opponent wins on next round.
    ok yeah thats how we played.....i dont play enough to remember, but its fun but I start to suck after i have been drinking
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    Right, so I finally decide to click into a Quattro thread, and I find a discourse on the merits of DPing.

    I thought The Rock was actually kinda funny on SNL.
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    ok yeah thats how we played.....i dont play enough to remember, but its fun but I start to suck after i have been drinking
    I get better as I drink, lol. My team calls it my aiming juice.
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    Right, so I finally decide to click into a Quattro thread, and I find a discourse on the merits of DPing.

    I thought The Rock was actually kinda funny on SNL.


    Yeah he did a good job. He is a decent actor, but he has been in some ty movies.
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    Half the fun of throwing darts is being drunk while playing!
    Otherwise, why play at all?
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    I get better as I drink, lol. My team calls it my aiming juice.

    hahhah thats the way I was at bowling league.....well until I got too drunk then it just got horrible. Its hard to find the right amount of alcohol
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    Jeter had one good skit, and I hate the Yankees. He played a Yankee wife who criticized all the players' looks. He said Derek Jeter looked like "what would happen if the Rock and a muppet had a baby" or something like that. He looked good as a blonde, lol.
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