Triumphant return to school after a "just gonna take a semester off to settle a few things" break turned into nine years.
Does that mean you'll be starting school, or graduating?
Triumphant return to school after a "just gonna take a semester off to settle a few things" break turned into nine years.
I think I am dying. Seriously. I get drunk off my azz from half a bud light nowadays. Seriously what is wrong with me? I think I have a dislocated liver. I've been known to be able to down a courvoisier bottle or two but as of the last two months I get drunk off of a sip of alcohol.
What is wrong with me?
I'm talking half of a bud light and I can't drive.
, party with me and you'll forget you ever had an alcohol tolerance problem.
And you have yet to create one that has any kind of informative or entertaining value.
Way to keep that streak alive!
Johnny Blaze,
your presence is required in the Troll form at your earliest convenience.
The New Midge is back.
I want to apologize to everyone for all of my insensitive, racist, crude, sexist, tactless comments over the past couple of years.
I keep getting the many Midges mixed up -- is New Midge the good one, or the bad one?
The new midge is sensitive to all issues. He is heartfelt and kind.
Oh, him.
Well... that's good. I guess.
It is excellent. I just want to spread joy and positivity.
Jesus loves you CuckingFunt.
He loves you long time.
Midget.
I love you.
I love you too Obi. It's been a long time.
is the midge still ing fat girls?
is the midge still on the wagon?
who is this strange new 'sensitive' midge?
oh far far too long.
nice sig New Midge.
midgetonadonkey fell off the wagon and it left him laying on the road. It is now nowhere to be found.
damn. makes you wonder who is driving that wagon.
Batman was driving it drunk.
well that explains alot.
i'm sure he was taking al lthe dressed to impress folks down to whatever club he's pimpin this week and had to bump you off the back for wearing tennies.
The New Midge does not " fat chicks", I make love to pleasantly plump females.
Oh well. midgetonadonkey didn't want to go where the wagon was going anyway.
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