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  1. #551
    Inking on hoes since '94 Squid's Avatar
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    Only a pussy would think he is going to for bangin a prego.

  2. #552
    You give great headache. Condemned 2 HelLA's Avatar
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    is having sex with a pregnant woman 8 months along automatic grounds for entry into ?
    That won't even get you access to 's parking lot.

  3. #553
    Inking on hoes since '94 Squid's Avatar
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    Pulling the fetus out of a pregnant chick and then ing it would get you sent to . Not ing the pregnant chick.

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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    ok.. what if you perform an abortion with a metal hangar just after sex? still not bad enough?

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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    Pulling the fetus out of a pregnant chick and then ing it would get you sent to . Not ing the pregnant chick.
    damn .. beat me to it.. but i was gonna say something along the lines of eating the placenta or maybe putting it in some menudo or something.

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    You give great headache. Condemned 2 HelLA's Avatar
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    I was just about to post that. Or at least something along those lines.
    There you go, jman.
    If you're looking to gain entry to the infernal afterlife, you now know which route to take.

  7. #557
    Inking on hoes since '94 Squid's Avatar
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    I wouldn't mind ing a fetus. The moisture from the placenta would feel nice. Plus it's probably really tight.

  8. #558
    Inking on hoes since '94 Squid's Avatar
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    There are plenty of ways to get to . Make fun of re s, push a nun and then kick her in the , break the neck of an Englishman...the most important thing is to have fun with it.

  9. #559
    TRU 'cross mah stomach LaMarcus Bryant's Avatar
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    midge--gwar is touring this fall
    new album
    haven't listened yet though

  10. #560
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    the worst part about getting killed when your young would be that your family might find all your porn stash when they're looking through your stuff.

  11. #561
    Horny Spur BeerIsGood!'s Avatar
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    I can think of a lot of more enjoyable ways to go to than having anything to do with abortions, fetuses, etc... Grab an M16 with plenty of ammo, go to the 2nd floor of your neighborhood shopping mall, and reinact the final scene from Scarface.

  12. #562
    You give great headache. Condemned 2 HelLA's Avatar
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    There are plenty of ways to get to . Make fun of re s
    So all this ashbeeigh bashing will pay-off someday? Awesome!

    push a nun and then kick her in the , break the neck of an Englishman...
    I believe that these are sports/activities slated for future ESPN channels.

    ...the most important thing is to have fun with it.
    Ultimately, isn't that what' it's all about?

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    Horny Spur BeerIsGood!'s Avatar
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    I thought breaking the neck of an Englishman would get you special treatment in heave since God obviously hates the British

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    You give great headache. Condemned 2 HelLA's Avatar
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    midge--gwar is touring this fall
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    haven't listened yet though
    They do a cover of (and have a video for) the Alice Cooper song "School's Out".
    Filmed with a classroom full of "Catholic schoolgirls".
    What other info could you possibly want?
    Last edited by Condemned 2 HelLA; 09-23-2006 at 05:35 PM.

  15. #565
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    what about a pregnant dog? how does God view beastiality?

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    You give great headache. Condemned 2 HelLA's Avatar
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    What rewards would one reap once they're dead, but they took a Frenchman's life along the way?

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    Stuck in the middle ElMuerto's Avatar
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    There are plenty of ways to get to . Make fun of re s, push a nun and then kick her in the , break the neck of an Englishman...the most important thing is to have fun with it.
    The fun never stops

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    Inking on hoes since '94 Squid's Avatar
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    They do a cover of (and have a video for) the Alice Cooper song "School's Out".
    Filmed with a classroom ful of "Catholic schoolgirls".
    What other info could you possibly want?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cBeg0So6xU

  19. #569
    Inking on hoes since '94 Squid's Avatar
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    what about a pregnant dog? how does God view beastiality?
    He digs it.

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    You give great headache. Condemned 2 HelLA's Avatar
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TB1ANsUQcgQ&NR

    Wow!
    WAAAAAAAAAAAAY back when they had some dignity!

  21. #571
    TRU 'cross mah stomach LaMarcus Bryant's Avatar
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    BALSAC- the jaws of death

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    TRU 'cross mah stomach LaMarcus Bryant's Avatar
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    eh--not digging schools out, but im sure the other songs rock if they picked up where they left off on 2004's War Party

  23. #573
    This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend sandman's Avatar
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    the worst part about getting killed when your young would be that your family might find all your porn stash when they're looking through your stuff.
    I'm pretty sure that the stash will be safe if there is a younger brother around. We always knew where our older brothers hid the good stuff.

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    Runrunrunawaybaby ashbeeigh's Avatar
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    is having sex with a pregnant woman 8 months along automatic grounds for entry into ?
    Didn't you see that episode of Friends where Rachel had to have her baby so Ross and Rachel did it? It speeds up the labor.

  25. #575
    Inking on hoes since '94 Squid's Avatar
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    drunken james hetfield>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>sober hetfield

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