Free Quattro Razor (3)

[ShoogarBear]

We can do some tanning to prep beforehand. Now we just need to find someone with a backyard that doesn't mind our naked asses.

I got a backyard for your backyards.

[Melmart1]

I can pick up a can on my way over.

They come in spray bottles and lotions, not cans. It's not spray paint, ya know!

[Melmart1]

We can do some tanning to prep beforehand. Now we just need to find someone with a backyard that doesn't mind our naked asses.

It would help too if it were warm and sunny outside. I have never tanned with goosebumps and don't intend on it now. The only bumps on my body when I tan better be my nipples.

[Jekka]

I have some that I haven't tried out yet. It's good stuff, but I'm still afraid I'll end up orange like all the people I make fun of.

[MannyIsGod]

hahahahaha, I'd make fun of Jess until the end of time if she ever used self tanner because she ALWAYS tries to call people out on that.

[Jekka]

It would help too if it were warm and sunny outside. I have never tanned with goosebumps and don't intend on it now. The only bumps on my body when I tan better be my nipples.

That's a fun mental picture.

[ShoogarBear]

They come in spray bottles and lotions, not cans. It's not spray paint, ya know!

Obviously, I've never used it.

I guess it would have been a faux pas to pick something up from Benjamin Moore.

Thanks, that could have been embarassing.

[Melmart1]

I have some that I haven't tried out yet. It's good stuff, but I'm still afraid I'll end up orange like all the people I make fun of.

Same here! I have some Dove Energy Glow but haven't had the guts to use it. If I want to look jaundiced I will drink some tomato juice or something.

[MannyIsGod]

Eat carrots! You'll be orange in no time.

[Jekka]

Same here! I have some Dove Energy Glow but haven't had the guts to use it. If I want to look jaundiced I will drink some tomato juice or something.

Yeah, as much as I rag on people for looking orange, I have to be careful about not falling into that mold ...

[Melmart1]

I only eat baby carrots. And not in enough quan y to induce an orange glow. I only make fun of fake bakers when it's obviously a bad job. If you look like George Hamilton when you are done, you deserve to be laughed at.

[Jekka]

I only eat baby carrots. And not in enough quan y to induce an orange glow. I only make fun of fake bakers when it's obviously a bad job. If you look like George Hamilton when you are done, you deserve to be laughed at.

Or Jessica Simpson. She's scary.

[Melmart1]

Or Jessica Simpson. She's scary.

Jessica Simpson is scary on many levels. She wears too much makeup, her hair is too big, her eyebrows too thin and her skin too orange. If she was male, she could work at The Saint.

[Jekka]

Jessica Simpson is scary on many levels. She wears too much makeup, her hair is too big, her eyebrows too thin and her skin too orange. If she was male, she could work at The Saint.

I saw someone that looked like her at one of their Saturday night drag shows. I had to laugh a little.

[Spam]

Jessica Simpson is scary on many levels. She wears too much makeup, her hair is too big, her eyebrows too thin and her skin too orange. If she was male, she could work at The Saint.

But her hooters kick ass!!!

[Jekka]

But her hooters kick ass!!!

These hooters?

[Melmart1]

Female Impersonator shows are hilarious. There was this dumb movie on TBS last weekend called "Connie and Carla" that has Toni Collette and the chick from "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" who resort to dressing as men dressing as women to make money. Dumb movie but I couldnt stop watching. It was great.

[Jekka]

Female Impersonator shows are hilarious. There was this dumb movie on TBS last weekend called "Connie and Carla" that has Toni Collette and the chick from "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" who resort to dressing as men dressing as women to make money. Dumb movie but I couldnt stop watching. It was great.

I get a little sad, though, when I realize that some of those men have better legs than I do.

[Melmart1]

Jessican Simpson also has no ass. Now you want to talk about hot Jessicas with ass? Biel gets my vote. I watched "The Illusionist" for work a few weeks back and though the movie was great, I was wishing she was wearing something skimpier.

[Spam]

These hooters?

Yup, those are the ones!!! Like you've never taken a bad picture?

God knows some of my pics suck major ass.

[Spam]

Jessican Simpson also has no ass. Now you want to talk about hot Jessicas with ass? Biel gets my vote. I watched "The Illusionist" for work a few weeks back and though the movie was great, I was wishing she was wearing something skimpier.

I'd love to suck that ass!!

[Melmart1]

I get a little sad, though, when I realize that some of those men have better legs than I do.

Yes but we don't have to shave our adam's apple like Daniel's brother/sister did in "Ugly Betty"

[Jekka]

Yes but we don't have to shave our adam's apple like Daniel's brother/sister did in "Ugly Betty"

Eeeew. That just sounds like a gross surgery. There are very few surgeries that I can't watch - rhinoplasty is one (because of that HORRIBLE noise that the chisel makes ... ugh), and something like that would be another.

[midgetonadonkey]

I watched a chick get turned into a dude once.

[RichardSimmons]

I've watched men turn into women.