CF was a slumlord.
Cool.
Okay, fine, Apartment D.
I worked in property management for nine years and we called everything "number ___" regardless of whether or not it was actually a number. The habit stuck.
CF was a slumlord.
Cool.
Ugh. Don't even joke. I ing hated that job.
I drank entirely too much for being out only an hour and a half.
I had a 17 year old, a married chica I know and a 45 year old hit on me tonight.
Decisions, decisions.
Nope.
A different married chica?
There's something amusing to me about the fact that New York just referred to a Burmese Python as being "plus size."
Yeah, wow. Sucks to be you.
My biggest decision tonight was to either go soda-less when the machine wouldn't release the soda or to drive to the corner store where, being downtown, I might get shot.
I know, I know.
The lines I hear are pure gold.
Don't leave us hanging.
Which did you choose?
How is that even a hard decision to make?
The 17 year old is clearly the winner.
Soda-less.
The machine would take my card swipe, but it wouldn't release the drink (it didn't charge). So I just sat on the deck on the roof of the second floor and called a friend whose birthday is officially in half-an-hour.
And yes, I know, thus is the fabulous life of an employee on the sports desk of a newspaper.
You can't know that without the rest of the details. It may have been a 500 pound 17-year-old with Down syndrome, herpes, and a bad case of body lice.
I was strictly talking order, not the doabli y.
And KEDA didn't even let me know if there was anything going on tonight.
He must have gotten some from Meg.
Is there a good case of body lice?
I wouldn't think so.
Which really tells you how attractive a particularly bad case must be.
You know how ing bored I was tonight?
I started cleaning out my Gmail.
Yes, THAT. ING. BORED.
Were you chained to a desk?
Do I have to start quoting Kung Fu again?
I never clean out any of my email accounts. Ever.
I just create a "saved" folder and put everything there to get it out of the inbox. And there it stays for years and years.
Pretty much, yeah.
It was mainly stuff I might have just forgotten to delete like Amazon sales and such.
To both questions, too.
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