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  1. #576
    Baltimore Spurs Fan florige's Avatar
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    One time some Jehovahs witnesses showed up at my door at 9 in the morning on a Sunday after an all-nighter. My lady and I were coked out and still drinking, and I happened to have a Marilyn Manson T-shirt on (it was the late 90s) that said, "American by birth, Antichrist by choice". Well, I answered the door and invited them in for a beer. My girlfriend shouted out, "and some lines"! They looked at me and got all wide eyed and then mumbled "no thanks" and shuffled off to find easier prey. Needless to say, we were never bothered by Jehovahs witnesses anymore.


    They prob put you on the restriction list if you noticed they skipped over your house every other time.
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  2. #577
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    They kicked the hot designer off of Project Runway last night. The rest of the season isn't going to be anywhere near as fun to watch.
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  3. #578
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    They kicked the hot designer off of Project Runway last night. The rest of the season isn't going to be anywhere near as fun to watch.
    That's how I feel when they kick the mamacitas off of Survivor.
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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    Holy crap when did this board go on an massive idiot recruit?
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    You give great headache. Condemned 2 HelLA's Avatar
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    Holy crap when did this board go on an massive idiot recruit?
    I don't think it was so much a recruitment as it was a gradual discovery of it all.
    First the Phallas crowd showed up, then the Lamer "fans", then the Hot Flash Brigade.
    You can see for yourself how the place has been a shambles ever since.
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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    an massive?

    Sigh... Shoog...
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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    Sue me. I put massive in as an edit.
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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    I always make sure my grammar/spelling is on point when I'm disparaging another... especially when it involves their intelligence.
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    Master of Information Dr. Gonzo's Avatar
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    I'm really enjoying Gwar's Lust in Space.
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    Master of Information Dr. Gonzo's Avatar
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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    I was with a lady friend last night and decided to buy a scratch off ticket. Ended up winning 100 bucks. 2 out of my last 6 tickets (I buy one maybe once every 4 fill ups) have been 100 dollar winners. Pretty lucky I must say, seeing as how I've known people who play habitually and they've never won over 50.
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    Master of Information Dr. Gonzo's Avatar
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    I was with a lady friend last night and decided to buy a scratch off ticket. Ended up winning 100 bucks. 2 out of my last 6 tickets (I buy one maybe once every 4 fill ups) have been 100 dollar winners. Pretty lucky I must say, seeing as how I've known people who play habitually and they've never won over 50.
    I've never won over 2 dollars but I only buy tickets like once or twice a year.
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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    I played for the first time a few months ago and won 100 on my first shot. Didn't want to jink it so I didn't play for a couple months... went on a 4 card losing streak and then won yesterday. So it's Jason 202 : Lottery 20.
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    Master of Information Dr. Gonzo's Avatar
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    You buy $5 tickets?
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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    I usually get the 2 dollar bingo ones. I'd never buy a $5 one.
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    GFY I. Hustle's Avatar
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    So where has that Orion been?
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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    ORION writes a Star Trek episode:

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    Master of Information Dr. Gonzo's Avatar
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    I found this on my computer.

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    Siren with a Siren RashoFan's Avatar
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    damn ..... quit that sheeyit mang....
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    Master of Information Dr. Gonzo's Avatar
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    haha I knew you'd enjoy that.
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    Runrunrunawaybaby ashbeeigh's Avatar
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    I need a ing job before I start buying ridiculously expensive clothing that I will never ever wear. Finding out about sites like rue la la, haute look and gilt group was the worst thing...ever. I want to buy a $150 Tod's wallet...like right now.
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    Master of Information Dr. Gonzo's Avatar
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    Who's Tod?
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    Beware of the Voices Bigzax's Avatar
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    and why would you want his wallet.
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    Runrunrunawaybaby ashbeeigh's Avatar
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    and why would you want his wallet.
    He put some money in it for me.
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    Siren with a Siren RashoFan's Avatar
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    and why would you want his wallet.
    because it is full of ?
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