The completely random thought thread - Part 1

[JudynTX]

He sure is.

[JudynTX]

I'm so busy at work, I'm painting my nails.

[mrsmaalox]

I'm so busy at work, I'm painting my nails.

Panda nails?

[mrsmaalox]

Well, well. I plunged my kitchen sink into the wee hours of the morning and started off the day the same way. At last that nasty clog is GONE, when I was about 2 seconds from calling the plumber! Why didn't anyone tell me about vise gripping the dishwasher drain hose sooner? I hope my arms don't fall off!

[cantthinkofanything]

Well, well. I plunged my kitchen sink into the wee hours of the morning and started off the day the same way. At last that nasty clog is GONE, when I was about 2 seconds from calling the plumber! Why didn't anyone tell me about vise gripping the dishwasher drain hose sooner? I hope my arms don't fall off!

this reads funnier by changing just one word and deleting one other.

Well, well. I plunged my vagina into the wee hours of the morning and started off the day the same way. At last that nasty clog is GONE, when I was about 2 seconds from calling the plumber! Why didn't anyone tell me about vise gripping the drain hose sooner? I hope my arms don't fall off!

[mrsmaalox]

^ Nope still not funny!

[JudynTX]

Panda nails?

No, not yet.

[mrsmaalox]

I have jury duty tomorrow. As if that's not bad enough, there's a dress code! The no "skorts" rule is kinda weird I can't imagine what led to that one. But no jeans? I'd guess some folks woud have to go out and buy a whole new wardrobe just to fulfill their civic duty!

[cantthinkofanything]

I have jury duty tomorrow. As if that's not bad enough, there's a dress code! The no "skorts" rule is kinda weird I can't imagine what led to that one. But no jeans? I'd guess some folks woud have to go out and buy a whole new wardrobe just to fulfill their civic duty!

that's some bull right thur...no jeans???

[bus driver]

I have jury duty tomorrow. As if that's not bad enough, there's a dress code! The no "skorts" rule is kinda weird I can't imagine what led to that one. But no jeans? I'd guess some folks woud have to go out and buy a whole new wardrobe just to fulfill their civic duty!

WTF is a skort? * nevermind googled it

i generally dont go but what happens if you wear jeans?

[JudynTX]

I have jury duty tomorrow. As if that's not bad enough, there's a dress code! The no "skorts" rule is kinda weird I can't imagine what led to that one. But no jeans? I'd guess some folks woud have to go out and buy a whole new wardrobe just to fulfill their civic duty!

They don't want pants on the ground!

[mrsmaalox]

Almost everyone here is wearing jeans. No skorts that I can see. And no capris----that's another no-no.

[mrsmaalox]

Lots of extremely serious old white dudes here. Scowling.

[JudynTX]

Lots of extremely serious old white dudes here. Scowling.

Did you go through a metal detector?

[cantthinkofanything]

Did you go through a metal detector?

wtf? are you two up to something.

MM: I can't wear jeans but, I'm in
J: did you have to go through a metal detector
MM: yes, but I'm in
J: do you still have the "pencil"?
MM: yes, I'm about to give it to Two Moles

[JudynTX]

[mrsmaalox]

Ha, yep I'll give it to Two Moles

Anyway I'm sprung! Gonna go out and spend my $6!

[JudynTX]

The weather is just lovely.

[baseline bum]

The weather is just lovely.

that , the cedar pollen sucks monkey .

[mrsmaalox]

that , the cedar pollen sucks monkey .

I've had a headache for like 100 hours now. And now the wind will give me an earache. I'd better stay in bed today

[baseline bum]

I've had a headache for like 100 hours now. And now the wind will give me an earache. I'd better stay in bed today

I gotta ing sore throat like I have been gargling glass shards. I gotta recruit about 100,000 people to go up to the Hill Country and cut down every one of these sucking Juniper Ashe trees.

[JudynTX]

that , the cedar pollen sucks monkey .

Zyrtec is my best friend.

[baseline bum]

Whoever brought these trees to Texas, I would like to execute his grandkids.

[baseline bum]

Too soon?

[JudynTX]

Whoever brought these trees to Texas, I would like to execute his grandkids.

Blame the Aztecs.