***** The Official 2015 Avante Football Thread *****

[SpursforSix]

Pay attention shorty.

Ya start with home/road. And then what role a team is in. Are they a HF, RD, HD or RF? Now ya need to know how they do in that role in that month.

Colts in December as a HF....8-2 ATS, they are playing the Vikes who as a RD in December are 2-8. That gives the Colts a 16-4 trend. That is very strong. Now ya try to find 3-5 plays that strong, so what are the odds of all of them losing for ya on the same weekend? Not good.

But, ya can't factor in the weather/bad calls/turnovers/injuries, so about the best ya can hope for is 3-2. 6-4.

See ya learned something ya little weirdo.

trust me...ya don't want to go with a high octane passing offense when it's sleeting...yep...hard to throw the ball...
look for a good run defense in that situation...yep...nice "spot" when ya don't have to worry about Monkey Jones running deep

my advance metrics take in to account injuries...yep...it'll predict them often...
it knows how heavy each player is and what his BMI is...how fast they run...yep...
bigger and faster doesn't mean 16 games...

and stop calling me Shirly

[Avante]

trust me...ya don't want to go with a high octane passing offense when it's sleeting...yep...hard to throw the ball...
look for a good run defense in that situation...yep...nice "spot" when ya don't have to worry about Monkey Jones running deep

my advance metrics take in to account injuries...yep...it'll predict them often...
it knows how heavy each player is and what his BMI is...how fast they run...yep...
bigger and faster doesn't mean 16 games...

and stop calling me Shirly

I'm guessing your trip is..."see see see me everyone see how I troll Avante, I'm a funny guy, huh?"....right? It's not working little guy, ok? Ya come off looking ing re ed, ok?

Little man, there is nobody out there who compares to me when it comes to the who, what, where and when in football, ok? So why not embrace it and learn something instead of this deranged clown bull , well? Why looked re ed?

Who do you know that can talk Andy Hopkins that 9.2 sprinter out of SFAustin who ended up srarring in the CFL? I'm the guy little fella why fight it?

My favorite is this.

poster...you stupid the world record is 9.58.

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SpursforSix]

I'm guessing your trip is..."see see see me everyone see how I troll Avante, I'm a funny guy, huh?"....right? It's not working little guy, ok? Ya come off looking ing re ed, ok?

Little man, there is nobody out there who compares to me when it comes to the who, what, where and when in football, ok? So why not embrace it and learn something instead of this deranged clown bull , well? Why looked re ed?

Who do you know that can talk Andy Hopkins that 9.2 sprinter out of SFAustin who ended up srarring in the CFL? I'm the guy little fella why fight it?

My favorite is this.

poster...you stupid the world record is 9.58.

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bend over, I'll show you deranged clown.

[Avante]

Bend over, I'll show you deranged clown.

Come on little guy, you really this ed up?

[SpursforSix]

Come on little guy, you really this ed up?

Do you ever get your dinky cut by their braces?

[Avante]

Do you ever get your dinky cut by their braces?

Little guy, why all this silly immature bull ? You really this lonely?

This is a football forum ya weirdo, ok? I realize ya don't know about it so why do you post on this forum, oh yeah...Avante.

[Avante]

A very big game Sunday, Seahawks vs Vikes, as of right now it's a pick um.

[SpursforSix]

A very big game Sunday, Seahawks vs Vikes, as of right now it's a pick um.

That's dumb. My metrics say Vikings by a fart and a kiss.

[Avante]

That's dumb. My metrics say Vikings by a fart and a kiss.

Do I really have to demote you down to the level of a Blake guy and just start ignoring you?

[SpursforSix]

Do I really have to demote you down to the level of a Blake guy and just start ignoring you?

are you just looking for a way to duck the talk of what you did over there to those children?

[SpursforSix]

but I digress...have your dumb football picks forum back

[Avante]

are you just looking for a way to duck the talk of what you did over there to those children?

I could have been a serial killer, this is a football forum, ok? We talk football here, ok ya dumb ?

[Avante]

but I digress...have your dumb football picks forum back

It was funny you thinking you could hang with me with ATS picks, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!! Too stupid to realize ya do need your homework.

[Avante]

Watching this HS (tape) game. Kid runs the opening kickoff back 99 yards to score***. The next time he gets the ball on a punt return he runs that back for a TD, damn!!!!! Kyle Williams Vista Murrieta here in Cai. The kid is smooth and fast.


*** acctually stepped on the goal line so it should have been called back.

[SpursforSix]

Watching this HS (tape) game. Kid runs the opening kickoff back 99 yards to score***. The next time he gets the ball on a punt return he runs that back for a TD, damn!!!!! Kyle Williams Vista Murrieta here in Cai. The kid is smooth and fast.


*** acctually stepped on the goal line so it should have been called back.

bend over, I'll show you smooth and fast

[Avante]

bend over, I'll show you smooth and fast

Just how totally ed up are you guy? Ok man, starting right now you are dead to me. Like that other re Blake you wll be ignored. You're simply too ed up to mess with.

Good bye~~~~~

[SpursforSix]

Just how totally ed up are you guy? Ok man, starting right now you are dead to me. Like that other re Blake you wll be ignored. You're simply too ed up to mess with.

Good bye~~~~~

Good bye lil' buddy.

[Avante]

Let's break down Seattle vs Vikes.

Seattle has played GB/Cincy/Carolina/Ariz/Pitt, that's tough.

Vikes have played Denver, GB, KC.

So the Seahawks have played the tougher schedule.

Obviously RW is a better QB than Bridgewater.

Seattle is a plus 45, Vikes a plus 37 when it comes to PS/PA.

Would ya believe that under Pete Carroll the Seahawks have never lost a week 13 game?

The Seahawks are used to the preasure of a playoff run, these Vikes aren't.

[Avante]

Ok. plus $970

Will play 110 to win 100

Caro - 7
TB -2
Chicago - 7

I really like this Rawls kid with Seattle, he's averaging over 5 yards a carry.

[chunticakes]

Bend over, I'll show you deranged clown.

I laughed more than I should @ that man lol

[Avante]

I laughed more than I should @ that man lol

It is funny watching how the kids here act around those of us who actually know this stuff. That freak had no clue.

[Avante]

Will play 220 to win 200 and back the Steelers - 7.

[Avante]

Now next season remember this season. Remember how the Falcons were red hot, remember how the Seahawks were freezing cold. Remember how the Chiefs were once 1-3 and the Jets were 3-1.

SLOW DOWN....and give things some time, ok? The Seahawks have gone 5-1 in the last 6, the Chiefs have won 6 in a row.

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How can the Seahawks win without BEAST MODE, hahaha~~~~~~ How many TD's has RW thrown for in the last few weeks?

In the RW era the Seahawks have gone.

2012...4-0
2013..2-2
2014...4-0

Or 10-2 in December in the reg season.

Should beat...

at Balt...no QB
Clev...no QB
St.Louis...no QB
by now Arizona might be resting players, so a possible win here also.

11-5 a very real possibility.

[Avante]

In another couple seasons Stanfords "Whire Lightning" Christian McCaffrey will be an NFL player. We have to go back to the days of Lance Alworth to find another white player who is the fastest guy on the field. And he runs like Alworth, he has the same style. A glider.

At the NFL level it'd make no sense to use that speed to bang a line, so it would make sense to put him in the slot. Get him out in space.

[Avante]

Another winning week, so plus $1050.

Haha~~~~~

Looking ahead to week 14.

First thing ya do is get off Carolina, they are in and anyone nursing any ailment at all will sit. Never bet a team in the playoffs those last few weeks.

Green Bay at home needing it bad vs a Cowboys team runing out a season.

Denver is 6-0-1 last 8 vs Oakland. They need the game.

Chiefs at home in serious playoffs mode vs a Charger team really sucking now.

Bucs at home vs a Saints team knowing it's over now.

Jets in the hunt and are 7-2ATS last 9 vs ans.

Seattle is cooking right now, the Ravens aren't.