Free Quattro Razor (2)

[The New Midge]

You're no New Midge.

The New Midge would have gently called her a "country bumpkin" or something.

You are right. I'm sorry Britney Spears.

This is going to take some getting used to.

[CuckingFunt]

I've always thought Britney Spears was hot. Even now in her white trash phase.

Boring.

I would most definitely not hit it.

[CuckingFunt]

Give me Vulgar Midge or give me Death!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Boring.

I would most definitely not hit it.

How awkward would it be if you're were ing Britney Spears and called her Christina Aguilera instead?

[CuckingFunt]

Actually, I think I can live with Midge 2.0.

But if I find out that there's also a kinder, gentler Squid... I may have to boycott.

[CuckingFunt]

How awkward would it be if you're were ing Britney Spears and called her Christina Aguilera instead?

Ew. I wouldn't hit that either.

[The New Midge]

Actually, I think I can live with Midge 2.0.

But if I find out that there's also a kinder, gentler Squid... I may have to boycott.

Squid doesn't know how to be kind and gentle. You should know that first hand.

[midgetonadonkey]

, I can't keep that up.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'll just take Mel's advice and use a little common sense.

God, I love that ing .

[CuckingFunt]

, I can't keep that up.

That was even quicker than I expected.

[midgetonadonkey]

That was even quicker than I expected.

I found myself actually being nice in person. I can't have that. I gots to keep it gangsta.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I found myself actually being nice in person. I can't have that. I gots to keep it gangsta.

I think as penance, you should fondle the next person that walks by you.

Now where the is jman?

[ShoogarBear]

I think I am dying. Seriously. I get drunk off my azz from half a bud light nowadays. Seriously what is wrong with me? I think I have a dislocated liver. I've been known to be able to down a courvoisier bottle or two but as of the last two months I get drunk off of a sip of alcohol.

What is wrong with me?

Soft.

[ObiwanGinobili]

, I can't keep that up.

thanl ing god!

actaully i thought you might go till noon.

[ShoogarBear]

Meet the new midge
Same as the old midge

[midgetonadonkey]

Meet the new midge
Same as the old midge

Only sexier.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Soft.

Softer for not posting what he was actually thinking.

[midgetonadonkey]

I think I have some anal leakage dripping down my leg.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I think I have some anal leakage dripping down my leg.

God Bless his smutty soul.

[Melmart1]

I'll just take Mel's advice and use a little common sense.

God, I love that ing .

Thank God!

And I love you too, you crass bas .

[TheQuattro]

I love you all too!!

[CuckingFunt]

I'm too efficient for my own good.

Having all of my work for the month done by the 15th is loads of fun today, but I bet it will be just boring by tomorrow.

[midgetonadonkey]

work.

[CuckingFunt]

Work can bite me.

[midgetonadonkey]

Can I?