Ready4Hillary: Hillary that’s a good thing all the news is Donald Trump lighting kittens on fire and promising child care that doesn’t exist
Hillary: is that really true? I’ve been reading the internet it seems like half the internet thinks that Donald Trump is lighting kittens on fire all the time and the other half thinks that he is right all the time and I am murdering american heroes with a trident
Ready4Hillary: specifically a trident? that’s weird is this Breitbart
Hillary: I would email you a link except I’m trying never to send anyone any emails ever again for any reason just to be safe this time all my emails are snapchats now I can snapchat you a link I can verbally read you a link over a secure telephone line h t t p shift backslash double u
Ready4hillary: no, it’s OK, thanks.
Hillary: I just wonder — should I do more?
Ready4Hillary: Trust me. No. Just do your debate prep in case he actually shows, tweet a little and keep focusing on Not Being Donald Trump. You’re so good at that. You’ve done that all your life. You could do it in your sleep. It’s what America wants from you.
Hillary: You think so?
Ready4Hillary: Think of it this way. If you asked someone, “Would you like to climb into an old scow full of garbage?” most people would say “No.” But if you say, “Would you like to be saved at any cost from the apocalyptic flood that is rising to destroy your city?” most people would say “Yes.” The trick is to focus on the second thing and not be too specific about the first thing. OK?
Hillary: am I the garbage scow in that analogy?
Ready4Hillary: the point is, less is more. OK?