My heart belongs to Tay Zonday.
Ashbeeigh will be mine!!!!!!!!!!!!
My heart belongs to Tay Zonday.
Why are you doing this to me???My heart belongs to Tay Zonday.
What about the love we declared to each other??
What about the sex???
It all meant nothing to you???
My world has ended.
But you never sang "Chocolate Rain" to me under a moonlit sky.
I want a mustache dammit. I wanna look like Burt Reynolds.
-Gummo
I seem to remember kids' shows being much more awesome when I was a kid than they are today. This my sister is making me sit through is ing painful.
How old is your sister? Have you yet been over-exposed to "High School Musical" hysteria? Once is more than enough. And as of tonight we shall all suffer the long awaited sequel "High School Musical 2". My daughter gushed "Oh my god, Mom, I loved it even more than the first one!" Whoopee!
I seriously doubt that there will be a stampede of people jockeying for position to knock you out of the way to HAVE her, so rest easy.
I will not be denied.
No, but I did sing it to you after we had sex that one time.
It's just that I forgot some of the lyrics.
Very costly memory lapse, I'm afraid.
But, you must admit that you had quite a . . . pleasurable experience.
Not to mention, memorable.
I, for some reason, suddenly remember a lighter I used to have.
It was a Zippo, butane lighter, and the flame changed colors, and there was a girlie on the front whose nipples flashed and blinked when you flipped open the top.
I've never even smoked, but I ing loved that lighter. The cheese factor was through the roof. Then some girl I slept with stole it from me. I miss it.
By some strange coincidence, I just got my free Malboro Zippo butane lighter by mail today.
Sadly, no girlie with flaming nipples.
That IS sad. Everything in life should come with a girlie.
That just happens to be my philosophy in life.
Brush pickup finally came around and starting picking up all trash piles in my neighborhood. They were only 10 days late.
A couple of years ago, the city I lived in decided last minute to change the "clean sweep" date without telling anyone. There were piles of furniture and old appliances in front of everyone's house for a month.
Hi Def is the greatest. How I have missed thee.
I want to try calamari. I'm curious.
Is Guinea hen related to Guinea pig?
Ask Squid about it.
SilBlack saw George Lopez tonight.
I'm pissed.
The tickets were over a hundred dollars.
So much for caring about "Raza".
THAT PUTO!!!!
Calamari is delicious.
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