The sex that I just had gave me an orgasm.
I love waffles. I very seriously considered making them for breakfast, but decided on the smoothie instead.
Also thought about making a Monte Cristo sandwich and am so fond of that idea, it may become lunch instead.
The sex that I just had gave me an orgasm.
Same here, but I wasn't going to brag about it.
It was good, though.
And would have been flat out awesome if someone other than myself had been involved.
something smells like it's burning.
Maybe it's your pussy from all the action you've been getting.
best porn line i've seen in a while.
not as good as orgasm inducing waffles ... or orgasm inducing sex for that matter.
Seconded. I'd like to thank Ol' Lefty for all his hard work.
That's top notch.Maybe it's your pussy from all the action you've been getting.
It was more about following the theme of the thread at the time. My turkey sandwich wasn't that good.
Yup.
. I picked up that wrong number and i was like "umm. You've been calling me and you have the wrong number." The guy is all 'Can i talk to you?" I was like "No. That would not be okay." Bye mother er.
You should have talked to him. You could have gotten some ass.
I don't know why that's ballsy, but it is.
Stupid, but ballsy.
Or you could hook him up with Shagia.
It was! I was expecting a "Oh. My bad. Have a nice day. But no. He was like "What are you doing today? I was like a lot of stuff. I'm in San Antonio right now. " And then he kept talking. No wonder some pawned him off on someone else. I bet you a billion dollars it was someone I worked with over the summer.
I'm in San Antonio, he's in Dallas. He sounded super dumb. "Oh match made in heaven." No.
jman could hook up with him when he's up there. I have his number.
if he has a vagina, boobs, and looks like a girl, i'd hit.
And common.
My new phone number apparently used to belong to some dude named Raymond. At least three times a week, I get calls from dumb frat boys looking for him, many of which get to the "so, what's your name" point.
he doesn't have to look like a girl... i shouldn't be so picky.
Really? I don't have the balls to pull that off.
At least it's not Paris Hilton's old cell phone number.
In your case, he could probably just paint his fingernails.
The guy who called at 3:00 AM just a few days after I moved informed me that, apparently, when I'm half asleep and slightly annoyed I sound "sexy as ."
i like pretty fingernails. that would be nice.
Hot Fuzz is even funnier than I remembered. I should have just bought it instead of renting it.
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