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    Dr. Pepper Johnny_Blaze_47's Avatar
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    I (and if you get that car without a stick I'll ing find you and kill you)
    Make sure you release the emergency brake before you try and take the car, though.
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    e^(i*pi) + 1 = 0 MannyIsGod's Avatar
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    I figured it out ass .

    Man, my time as a valet was pretty damn fun.
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    My foot itches.
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I don't understand why.
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    JekkaIsGoddess Jekka's Avatar
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    Maybe you have the ashbeeigh fungus.
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    You give great headache. Condemned 2 HelLA's Avatar
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    I'd like to take this opportunity to voice my extreme displeasure with the decision of making Rob Zombie the director of the remake of John Carpenter's "Halloween".
    For more info, read this:
    http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/bla...wsitemID=59253
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    God Talks To Me. angel_luv's Avatar
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    I just bought a new phone. I should have it in a few days. Only bummer is that I didn't realize until after the fact that to get the phone free I gave up my number.

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    Runrunrunawaybaby ashbeeigh's Avatar
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    Maybe you have the ashbeeigh fungus.
    Thanks for that, since I was hardly here today.
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    JekkaIsGoddess Jekka's Avatar
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    Thanks for that, since I was hardly here today.
    Neither was I.
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    You give great headache. Condemned 2 HelLA's Avatar
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    Thanks for that, since I was hardly here today.
    Now if we can ever get that down to zero...............
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Jekka>>>>>>>>>ashbeeigh
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Jekka is so badass I capitalize the first letter of her name. Jekka=proper noun
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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    Opening this thread makes me ponder whether I should shave my legs tonight, or wait until tomorrow morning.
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    JekkaIsGoddess Jekka's Avatar
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    Midge, you are far more badass than I - you have given ashbeeigh way more than I have
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    JekkaIsGoddess Jekka's Avatar
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    Opening this thread makes me ponder whether I should shave my legs tonight, or wait until tomorrow morning.
    Or you could do it tomorrow night and wear leggings. Not that I ever do that.
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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    Or you could do it tomorrow night and wear leggings. Not that I ever do that.
    Putting it off another day and wearing pants tomorrow is the most likely plan. But I like to ponder things like that sometimes just because it makes me feel like I might actually do it.
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Don't shave at all. There is something about leg hair stubble scraping against my shoulders that turns me on.
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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    Don't shave at all. There is something about leg hair stubble scraping against my shoulders that turns me on.
    Don't shave at all, or don't shave my legs at all?
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    There is something about the "I don't give a if I shave my legs, this dude is going to me either way" at ude that turns me on.
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Don't shave at all, or don't shave my legs at all?
    Don't shave at all. Let the 70's bush grow out.
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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    I don't know too many women who shave because they're worried that a little stubble is going to keep them from getting laid.
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I have 70's bush.

    I shaved it once and it itched like a mother er.

    Plus, a fat guy with no pubes is a very disturbing picture.
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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    Don't shave at all. Let the 70's bush grow out.
    I tried once, but it just wasn't happening.
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    JekkaIsGoddess Jekka's Avatar
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    Putting it off another day and wearing pants tomorrow is the most likely plan. But I like to ponder things like that sometimes just because it makes me feel like I might actually do it.
    Sometimes I watch DVDs with my class reading open in front of me for that reason. One day my body will learn to absorb the information through my skin, and I won't have to read I don't want to anymore. One day ...
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Sometimes I watch DVDs with my class reading open in front of me for that reason. One day my body will learn to absorb the information through my skin, and I won't have to read I don't want to anymore. One day ...
    Go to sleep listening to audio books.

    I once fell asleep listening to Will Burroughs' Junkie and I haven't been the same since.
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