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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I never understood the obsession with barbacoa and Big Red. Big Red tastes like ass.
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    Everyone should watch the whole Cannibal movie first and then watch the movie with the audio commentary. It's ing great. They drink through the whole commentary.
    Cannibal! The Musical is one of the gems of my DVD collection. That movie makes me laugh till I hurt.
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    I just got a spam email asking me if I wanted 500% more sperm. Why would anyone want that much more sperm?
    500 percent more little Midges running around?
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Cannibal! The Musical is one of the gems of my DVD collection. That movie makes me laugh till I hurt.
    That's all I'm asking for.
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    Niiice hat!
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    My anit-depressant made me depressed. I think that makes me an ADD'er. And really, ADD is better than being depressed. But being depressed with ADD truly sucks!
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    ...because I'd forget what I was going to get in the next room, but didn't care.

    I couldn't remember names, but thought it didn't matter.

    My dogs didn't get walked because I couldn't decide which route to take, and thought it wasn't enough just to walk them once...they needed more. Could I do it? I didn't believe so.
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    Because of ADD, snorting cross-tops when I was a teenager made me just wanna sit there all fukking day long.
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    Depression is a killer.

    ADD adds character
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    Plus, having ADD=low expectations. Low expectations=less dissappointment. Of course, I'm not going anywhere but it's always fun when I don't.
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    It's very unattractive when the breasts start sagging, but the implants don't.
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    It's very unattractive when the breasts start sagging, but the implants don't.
    Well, there's always exercises for that.

    I guess I could read more.
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    i got drunk lost $80 and my debit card, but when those ers try to use it, it will be declined, so tzhem
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    i got drunk lost $80 and my debit card, but when those ers try to use it, it will be declined, so tzhem
    Did you at least pay for her drink first?
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    , you are making me depressed.
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    And Big Red kicks ass with barbacoa.
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Rhinestone is on CMT. Possibly the worst movie of all time.
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    My baby's got sauce.
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    Bababouy!
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    Inking on hoes since '94 Squid's Avatar
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    What the es? Where's my CuckingFunt? I feel like wrapping myself around her ovaries.
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    I want to eat some food. What should I make for dinner?
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    Anyone have any ideas about what I should make?
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    Inking on hoes since '94 Squid's Avatar
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    Where the is everyone?
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    Timvp ate my uncle.
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