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  1. #651
    I LIKE THEM BOOTY'S batman2883's Avatar
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    reason #6 why melmart is a

    she loves monkey erotica
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    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    I'm not like you i don't look at black or white
    settle down mr. sharpton. i make fun of every race including mine. some of my best friends are black, so no need to ASSume.
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    Dr. Pepper Johnny_Blaze_47's Avatar
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    That's hottt. You are on your way to tacoland.
    We need to have our own ZipSpan-like thread about pickup lines for writers.
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    I LIKE THEM BOOTY'S batman2883's Avatar
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    tink a taco
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    Dr. Pepper Johnny_Blaze_47's Avatar
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    some of my best friends are black, so no need to ASSume.
    http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/
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    Dr. Pepper Johnny_Blaze_47's Avatar
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    yeah! Been going there since sop re year.
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    We need to have our own ZipSpan-like thread about pickup lines for writers.
    Is that a MontBlanc in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    Batman tinked ashbeeigh's taco and now his finger smells.
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    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    All I see is a black man who looks like he fell asleep in the sun with some window blinds over his face.
    wow. i'm impressed. you must be a Rorschach fan. Actually that is a result of taking a picture of my tv screen. i forget want that interference is called. anyway.
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  10. #660
    I LIKE THEM BOOTY'S batman2883's Avatar
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    Batman tinked ashbeeigh's taco and now his finger smells.
    i would never tink ash es taco yo
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    It's In The Numbers 1369's Avatar
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    That's hottt. You are on your way to tacoland.
    There's a place
    In San Anton
    Where I can go
    And not feel alone!

    Tacoland
    It's a panacea
    Tacoland
    They're always glad to see ya

    You'll understand
    When you go
    On
    Down to Tacoland

    When I feel
    My world is lost
    I go to Tacoland
    And I get really tossed!

    I wish my band would always pla-a-ay
    Tacoland, I want to sta-a-ay

    You'll understand
    When you go
    On
    Down to Tacoland

    There's a girl with dirty hair
    She's got her dress up in the air
    She tells a lot of jokes
    , she's got a lot to share

    Tacoland
    We ate a lot of figs
    They passed around a bottle
    And we took a lot of swigs

    It's nature's plan
    To go
    On
    Down to Tacoland

    Tacoland
    Just three quarters of a mile past the Rockwood exit in beautiful downtown
    San Antonio, Tex
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    I LIKE THEM BOOTY'S batman2883's Avatar
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    not even with your metal aperatus melmart
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    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    HAHAA, that was the exact one I was talking about too when I posted about the updated one. I have my copy right here on my desk. It makes me hottt.
    you're a writer?
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    yeah! Been going there since sop re year.
    I had breakfast with my mom at the one on Fredericksburg a few weeks back and there was a sign on there that said they sell beer now. Greasy Messican food and beer
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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    settle down mr. sharpton. i make fun of every race including mine. some of my best friends are black, so no need to ASSume.
    seeing a black man in pain is better than seeing a white man in pain. i have a feeling some assistance will be needed for that statement, so look at your avatar.
    A synonym for "seeing" is "look" so you already admit to "lookng" at the difference, so shutup, and use words in their context or go to ASSgrammar school
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    Runrunrunawaybaby ashbeeigh's Avatar
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    i would never tink ash es taco yo
    Sorry to hear that. I wouldn't do a cripple anyway.
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    You're a genius.
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    Dr. Pepper Johnny_Blaze_47's Avatar
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    Dr. Pepper Johnny_Blaze_47's Avatar
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    Sorry to hear that. I wouldn't do a cripple anyway.


    Ashbeeighed!
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    Runrunrunawaybaby ashbeeigh's Avatar
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    But I hope your surgery goes well batman.
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  21. #671
    I LIKE THEM BOOTY'S batman2883's Avatar
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    Melmart Writes Erotica Books For Barnes And Noble
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  22. #672
    I LIKE THEM BOOTY'S batman2883's Avatar
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    Im Not A Cripple Yo!!!
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    Runrunrunawaybaby ashbeeigh's Avatar
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    The clubs would lose a fine man if they didn't have you.
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  25. #675
    Runrunrunawaybaby ashbeeigh's Avatar
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    Im Not A Cripple Yo!!!
    I'm sorry. You're just under the weather. I'd rather a healthy guy.
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