There once was a boy named Henry Lockett,
He flew down the street on speeding rocket,
the force of the blast blew his balls up his ass,
and they found his in his pocket.
Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
Jack burned off his ing Ohhhh!!!
There once was a boy named Henry Lockett,
He flew down the street on speeding rocket,
the force of the blast blew his balls up his ass,
and they found his in his pocket.
Two s, a hole and a heartbeat is all I need.
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
I though it was my chile brings all the girls...
nope
that could be why I dont go to the yard
or have a girlfriend!
Poison is the greatest hair band of all time.
I like Dasani. It's not as good as Olde E but it's alright.
I miss Olde E.
I miss drinking myself into an alcohol induced slumber.
Sometimes I think....What the ?
Why am I the only bas in this thread?
I wanna be made.
I want to be prom queen.
Why the can't I ever be prom queen? What the ? I'm pretty.
Why doesn't my little buddy Katy ever come in this thread?
It would be cool if people laid eggs like birds do.
I wish I came out of an egg instead of my mothers vagina.
Damn, that means at one point of my life I touched my mom's vagina.
I'm going to teach my wienie dog to dunk.
If only he could palm the ball he'd be able to do 360s.
He could probably still school Orion.
I'm going to move to Kentucky one of these days.
I never learned how to rollerskate.
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