Free Quattro Razor (2)

[CuckingFunt]

I saw bush today.

I did too.




It was my own, though, so... big whoop.

[midgetonadonkey]

Nope. I just wanted to use the emoticon.

Que gatcho!

[CuckingFunt]

Haagen-Dazs' Mayan Chocolate ice cream is ing orgasmic.

[MannyIsGod]

Brent Barry's commercial for HEB is hillarious.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Man, I've got Al Green songs stuck in my head.

Funky.

[midgetonadonkey]

I've had Gregory Issacs' "My Number One" in my head all day.

[CuckingFunt]

Man, I've got Al Green songs stuck in my head.

Funky.

I am currently listening to Al Green, so I will undoubtedly have Al Green songs stuck in my head tomorrow.

[Marklar MM]

itchy balls

[Squid]

itchy balls

Itchy Balls>>Itchy Asshole

[CuckingFunt]

Where do itchy tentacles rank?

[Squid]

Where do itchy tentacles rank?

Itchy tentacles suck more than anything. I always regret ing that Japanese Jellyfish. I've been itching ever since.

[CuckingFunt]

Gotta use protection with ALL the sea creatures, Squid. I don't care how much they shake their fins in your face.

[ShoogarBear]

I am currently listening to Al Green, so I will undoubtedly have Al Green songs stuck in my head tomorrow.

And I am thinking of having hot grits for breakfast tomorrow.

[Kori Ellis]

And I am thinking of having hot grits for breakfast tomorrow.

I read that line as:

And I am thinking of having hot girls for breakfast tomorrow.

[midgetonadonkey]

I don't think I've ever had a grit.

[Kori Ellis]

I don't think I've ever had a grit.

They taste like oatmeal mixed with sand.

[midgetonadonkey]

That doesn't sound too good. What the is a grit anyway?

[ShoogarBear]

I read that line as:

And I am thinking of having hot girls for breakfast tomorrow.

I like the way you think.

[Kori Ellis]

That doesn't sound too good. What the is a grit anyway?

Grits is a type of maize porridge and a food common in the Southern United States and southern Manchuria (where it is called gezi in Mandarin) consisting of coarsely ground corn, traditionally by a stone mill. The results are passed through screens, with the finer part being corn meal, and the coarser being grits. Many communities in the Southern U.S. had a gristmill until the mid-20th century, with families bringing their own corn to be ground, and the miller retaining a portion of the corn for his fee. Grits aficionados still prefer stone ground grits, although modern commercial milling companies prefer other methods.

[CuckingFunt]

And I am thinking of having hot girls for breakfast tomorrow.

Part of a balanced breakfast!

[midgetonadonkey]

Kori is smart. I like Kori.

[Kori Ellis]

Kori is smart. I like Kori.

I like Midge too. Especially when he's not out of control outside the Quattro.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm not a big fan of grits, but they make an excellent weapon.

[ShoogarBear]

That doesn't sound too good. What the is a grit anyway?

Grits are the coarse part of ground corn.

I would have figured the coarseness aspect would have held some appeal for you.

[ShoogarBear]

Grits is a type of maize porridge and a food common in the Southern United States and southern Manchuria (where it is called gezi in Mandarin) consisting of coarsely ground corn, traditionally by a stone mill. The results are passed through screens, with the finer part being corn meal, and the coarser being grits. Many communities in the Southern U.S. had a gristmill until the mid-20th century, with families bringing their own corn to be ground, and the miller retaining a portion of the corn for his fee. Grits aficionados still prefer stone ground grits, although modern commercial milling companies prefer other methods.

Koripedia.