Don't act like you wouldn't like an ink bukkake.
He threatened to ink on me.
Don't act like you wouldn't like an ink bukkake.
oh geezzzz.
What the is your problem, ?
Your talk like that gets me so ing hot Melmart. I now want to wrap myself around your ovaries as opposed to CuckingFunts.
Even if I told you that I battered, deep fried and ate your other cousin dipped in marinara?
That gets me even hotter. If you really did do that, that would make me want to cling on to your fallopian tubes and become one with them.
I was nice all weekend, and it pissed me the off.
That sounds painful. Would this change how my kids pop out? I don't want to be giving birth to no tentacled brats.
You know what else was nice all weekend?
The fact that you weren't here.
What pissed you off?
Why not? Six arms are better than two.
I bet.
If I was even a touch sarcastic I was given the evil eye.
'em!!!
Now that's uncalled for.
How about some fried calamari?
Alicia Keys is one mighty fine hitman/hooker.
Hey I think I know that girl. She was telling me how much she drank yesterday. Wow internet pics sure travel fast.
send me the address. I would need a caldron to burn all that mecco
can you imagine getting hit with a paintball right on a nut !
How could I have been just tossed aside like that? You'd think we could work something out... Mel and I could each grab a few tentacles and share.
I just found out the person organizing our HS reunion is a child molester.
I knew the molester part before, I just found out about the organizer part.
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