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  1. #676
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    pussy digests quickly. it doesnt linger.
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    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    pussy digests quickly. it doesnt linger.
    Nice.
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  3. #678
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    what's a 10 in dudes?
    An 8, I believe.
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    My Odwalla PomaGrand Pomegranate Berry juice doesn't taste as good as usual, but I can't stop drinking it.

    It's like I think if I keep on sipping, it will somehow magically return to its typical standard of yumminess. But it never does.
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    Baltimore Spurs Fan florige's Avatar
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    You have pretty small feet to be as tall as you are. Nothing like Peggy Hill or anything...
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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    You have pretty small feet to be as tall as you are. Nothing like Peggy Hill or anything...
    It's probably got something to do with how ing clumsy I am.

    My dainty feet are to blame for my ass bruise.
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    Baltimore Spurs Fan florige's Avatar
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    It's probably got something to do with how ing clumsy I am.

    My dainty feet are to blame for my ass bruise.

    Weren't you a high jumper or something like that once?
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    Weren't you a high jumper or something like that once?
    Nope. No track and field.

    I was a dancer and a swimmer.
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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    My Odwalla PomaGrand Pomegranate Berry juice doesn't taste as good as usual, but I can't stop drinking it.

    It's like I think if I keep on sipping, it will somehow magically return to its typical standard of yumminess. But it never does.
    i love their superfood bars. as a matter of fact, all their bars are good.

    my favorite drink is the concentration one.
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    Baltimore Spurs Fan florige's Avatar
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    Nope. No track and field.

    I was a dancer and a swimmer.


    I think I am getting you mixed up with LB who ran track. But you did have surgery or something on your legs because one was longer than the other?
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    i love their superfood bars. as a matter of fact, all their bars are good.

    my favorite drink is the concentration one.
    I have become recently addicted to the Strawberry C Monster Smoothie.

    I can't have Odwalla too often, though, because a lot of their juices and smoothies use orange/lemon juice for tartness and I'm (mildly) allergic to citrus.

    I haven't had any of their bars in a looooooooong time, but I remember loving them.
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    I think I am getting you mixed up with LB who ran track. But you did have surgery or something on your legs because one was longer than the other?
    Nope.

    I've got a ed up back/neck, but I'm a surgery virgin. And, as far as I know, my legs are the same length.
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    Baltimore Spurs Fan florige's Avatar
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    Nope.

    I've got a ed up back/neck, but I'm a surgery virgin. And, as far as I know, my legs are the same length.


    Oooook, Maybe it's time for me to go to sleep for the day...
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    Apparently, one of my downstairs neighbors (a guy I've never met) recently ed over some crazy chick who comes by to obsessively bang on his front door five or six times each day.

    It's both hilarious and annoying.
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    Apparently, one of my downstairs neighbors (a guy I've never met) recently ed over some crazy chick who comes by to obsessively bang on his front door five or six times each day.

    It's both hilarious and annoying.

    nice.

    Sounds like the Springer episode we had develop next door.

    We had a couple living there and one day, the young wife was not around and a different woman moved in so one sunday afternoon, the couple took turns alternating between yelling at each other and begging for forgiveness. It ended with the wife taking the two kids and leaving. All this drama took place in the front yard with the kids watching.
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    That story reminds me of my old apt complex when I lived in Virginia. It was hilarious, this couple had a fight cus the guy was apparently cheating on her so they start fighting in the parking lot. I could hear it inside and made it out onto the balcony just in time to see her throwing his clothes out. He called her a ho and all the sudden, she brought out the heavy artillery ... a big pink bowling ball, straight out of Grease 2 that she threw at his nuts. Luckily, he moved back just enough for it to miss his groin and land on his toes.

    Funniest part is that her fake fingernails were so long that she broke one trying to hold it properly, blamed him and proceeded to chase him off the property.
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    Roughly 5' 11 3/4". I'm literally just a hair under 6'.
    You are taller than me. Shoog needs to make fun of your height instead of mine.
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    In the little over two hours since I posted that, this chick has been back twice. Both times banging and kicking the door and screaming things to the effect of "I can hear you in there, er!" and "I'm going to do this every day until you acknowledge me!"

    She doesn't even quiet down when there are other people in the parking lot. I'd be too embarrassed to keep going full boar when there were people around me trying to get their mail and take out the trash.
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    You are taller than me. Shoog needs to make fun of your height instead of mine.
    I tried to make that point one time to take the heat off, but it didn't work.
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    The crappiness of the movie I just watched is truly astounding.
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    Roughly 5' 11 3/4". I'm literally just a hair under 6'.
    A funt hair?
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    Damn, I'd have to hit the gym for a coupla days before I tackled that.
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    Weren't you a high jumper or something like that once?
    Had she been in Track and Field, she would have knocked herself out several times over and never ending black eyes with all the boobage Funt has!
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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    You are taller than me. Shoog needs to make fun of your height instead of mine.
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    Had she been in Track and Field, she would have knocked herself out several times over and never ending black eyes with all the boobage Funt has!
    They're not so big I can't function, you know.
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