Free Quattro Razor (3)

[CuckingFunt]

Alicia Keys is one mighty fine hitman/hooker.

Lesbian hitman/hooker.



I still haven't gone to see that movie, dammit.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Lesbian hitman/hooker.



I still haven't gone to see that movie, dammit.

Actually, bi-sexual...but I'm not complaining.

[CuckingFunt]

Actually, bi-sexual...but I'm not complaining.

Even better!

Score one for us confused/greedy folk.

[ashbeeigh]

I just found out the person organizing our HS reunion is a child molester.

I knew the molester part before, I just found out about the organizer part.

Well..that's...interesting.

[Melmart1]

How could I have been just tossed aside like that? You'd think we could work something out... Mel and I could each grab a few tentacles and share.

I wouldn't mind sharing. We can both be squid's .

[CuckingFunt]

I wouldn't mind sharing. We can both be squid's .

Woohoo!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Don't go in expecting an Oscar winner...but I loved this movie.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

ministry actually showed up to the grammys last night
i didnt realize it was last night, i wanted to watch it in the silght chance they actually won
i think slayer took it, oh well

[Spurminator]

What Jethro Tull didn't put out an album this year?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

They banned the flute from metal--was too hardcore

[midgetonadonkey]

I just found out I'll be getting paid $150 for my 1500 word article for the Reggae magazine. I would never ever use this smiley but....

[midgetonadonkey]

I hate dry boogers.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I hate dry boogers.

You should pay somebody to remove them with your newfound fortune.

[midgetonadonkey]

That's a good idea. It's about time I get myself a manservant like Jerome.

[midgetonadonkey]

My dog is trying to fight with me.

[Melmart1]

I just found out I'll be getting paid $150 for my 1500 word article for the Reggae magazine. I would never ever use this smiley but....

wow, .10/word is great for your first article. Congrats!

[midgetonadonkey]

Gracias.

[midgetonadonkey]

lol

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm gonna fingerbang-bang you into my life
Girl, you like to fingerbang, and it's alright.
'Cause I'm the king of fingerbang; let's not fight
I'm goin' tuh fingerbang-bang you ever-y night

lol

[midgetonadonkey]

I just tried a new cheesecake recipe and it fell apart in the oven.

I'm pissed. It was going to be a special Valentine's Day cheesecake.

[midgetonadonkey]

I just tried a new cheesecake recipe and it fell apart in the oven.

I'm pissed. It was going to be a special Valentine's Day cheesecake.

[Melmart1]

I just tried a new cheesecake recipe and it fell apart in the oven.

THis is quite possibly the gayest thing you have ever posted.

[ShoogarBear]

THis is quite possibly the gayest thing you have ever posted.

[ShoogarBear]

It gets worse. He was making it for Horry for 3.

[CuckingFunt]

THis is quite possibly the gayest thing you have ever posted.

Hands down.

Reading it made me want to rip out a patch of my nonexistent chest hair.