Do i have to say TD is an emotionless free throw choker?
Do i have to say TP will NEVER reach his 'potential'?
Do i have to say Jim is a SUCKER for lending money and it's HIS FAULT?
c'mon...surely you guys don't need motivation?
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"Shut your scuzzy mouth, fat body, and listen up!
I am going to give you the straight skinny, because
you are the biggest bird on the planet.
Get your job-quittin’, comedian dreamin’, kumbaya singin’, money givin’,
fast-food eatin’, late-postin’,
Bush-lovin' fat ass together and get in shape!!
There are too many fat
comedians around and the world doesn’t need another one!!"
Every time I open this thread to that first post with your pictures my computer starts making weird noises. Maybe someone here with some computer knowledge can help me out. Is it actually possible for a computer to cry or vomit?
"Shut your scuzzy mouth, fat body, and listen up!
I am going to give you the straight skinny, because
you are the biggest bird on the planet.
Get your job-quittin’, comedian dreamin’, kumbaya singin’, money givin’,
fast-food eatin’, late-postin’,
Bush-lovin' fat ass together and get in shape!!
There are too many fat
comedians around and the world doesn’t need another one!!"
AWESOME...mouse, you got comp now...two names in the pot...
nobody else want 50 bux and free booze?
Do I have to say Slomo shouldn't have posted pics he didn't want people stealing.
It's the internet. That's what happens.
Do I have to say TPark is one of the only TRUE spurs fans here...
after all, he was at most if not all of the Spurs home games the season Before Duncan came to town...
how many can say the same here? I can't.
Just think, if you got lost in the woods, it would be a month before you actually had to think about starvation!
Same thing happened here...it made this awful wretching noise and the cd/dvd tray flew open and tossed my do ent disk half way across the office...
Do you really think a thread like this is going to make you feel better or skinnier for that matter. As a fatter of mact when all is said and done you will still be a fat ass. Nothing changes, everyone will still make fun of you and the laughs will continue as you walk by. Stop feeling sorry for yourself and get some help or the torture will reamain to haunt you.
Big Snack so fat he had to get baptised at sea world.
Big Sac is so fat when he fell over, he rocked himself to sleep tryin to get back up again.
Big Zac is so fat when he went on school field trips the school had to raise funds to feed him.
Big Zac is so fat he goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Big Zak is so fat he's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Big Zak is so fat his nickname is "DAMN"
I'll cut Sac some slack. The camera does add ten pounds. But someone needs to account for who added the other 590.
okay, that's not bad butta. i like how you used fat ass.
i'll keep you in mind for the top 5 at this point...
RACK KEDA,
that man came to play...good job brother...you definitely in the running at this point...
but i need more female venom...i know how viscious you ladies can be...
here, i'll taunt you by saying guess which is manu and which is me...
i bet you can't guess...
^ Oh no..... DO NOT involve Manu!
Congrats on the new Mcdonalds deal
I feel sorry for your mother. How did she survive the birth?
RACK, i was waiting for that one...good job brother...
U call urself fat???? that ain't fat at all. U sure are ugly though
we have a winner...
Zak, just spend the money on your wife and quit all this other stupid .
Didnt I see you at the Jimenez Dinner last year. I cant believe you ate all that . You really dont give a about anybody. Im glad you were able to eat well that day. Cause this guy didnt.
no. she's off her rocker in that post. yeah i quit my in job, why do you guys think i was smoking, drinking and over eating in the 1st place? I had a in DEAD end job and a wife that wouldn't let me sit down for 1 minute after work before she jumped on my ass about the house she wanted and the car she wants and how my job wasn't good enough, etc, etc, etc...
yah, you kinda wanna escape that kinda after a while.
weed did the trick.
til she said i had to cut that out too...
i was like, what? that, i'm Tokin babe, you can squeal, but your gonna deal, cuz I gots to have my happy smoke...
and as for HER taking care of ME?
That's the BIGGEST CROCK OF I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE.
The rock on her hand is 7 grand bro.
My ring was a gold band. The simplest out there, oh but forgive me God, I think I did get spoiled and request the comfort ing fit option...
as for bills?
, I PAY THE CELLIE, FOR TWO PHONES, have for well over two years...that adds up...minimum 75, and right now, it's gonna be 105.
has she given me a penny for that in 30 months? no.
Cable? How about direct tv. Babe, you want to watch a movie, just order it, i got it. 60 bux a month...every month...in her mom's pad...WHICH SHE WANTED TO MOVE INTO, and I gave in so she could send $400 plus to her discover card while yeah, I"M the one giving her mom cash for rent, and what was my wife responsible for?
What did I ask her to contribute?
Some ing groceries for the house. That's it. I said babydoll, buy some groceries for you and your mom for the month, and pay your bills. I got the rest.
And NOW?
Same in deal.
I got he cellies. I got the rent. I got our share of utilities...
I got my credit cards, I got my school loan...ME.
has she helped me?
Yup, she pitched in 2 bills for september rent and 3 bills for some photos i needed...
so whoopdie in do, i owe her 500 dollars...
she doesn't mention the fact that I put $2100 dollars on my credit card to fix her transmission on her truck so she could have a vehicle out here...
I ususally don't spout my do's, but if i'm going down without spitting the REAL IN TRUTH...
thanks for listening...
i love this thread
Zak...quit acting like a whiney little . You have to pay some bills? Poor little Zak.
Man up and quit acting like an asshole.
yup, your right.
i should MAN UP and quit my job.
i should MAN UP and go for my dreams.
i should MAN UP and bring my wife with me.
i should MAN UP and not say , even when attacked.
i should MAN UP and quit smoking weed.
i should MAN UP and quit lusting.
i should MAN UP and quit getting drunk.
i should MAN UP and put my faith in a Higher Power...
man, i really need to man the up....why didn't i see the light...i'm really just a whiny little asshole...
there's just NO way i'll be an actor, a rapper, and a comedian...just no way...
doubt me. please.
it makes me STRONGER.
Zak, you're not getting any sympathy from me. What you described is LIFE. Everybody does it. We don't about it.
You're having trouble coping with LIFE. That's why you have all these ways you escape. You thought you could go out to Cali and escape your problems.
And yet they've followed you. Maybe you thought if you found religion all your problems would go away.
That's not how it works. Faith only gives you the strength to deal with your problems honestly. You're still not willing to do that, and so things aren't going to get any better.
If it takes hitting rock bottom for God to get your attention, then you will hit rock bottom.
stout, i turned the other cheek in the other thread, but this is my fatman thread, so now your gonna get it...
Please tell me what the you know about coping with life?
haven't you been paying attention you condescending little ?
I quit my ing ENGINEERING JOB.
for what?
for UNEMPLOYMENT, so I COULD CHASE MY DREAM, AND CATCH IT.
and catch it I WILL.
i didn't ' ' about it til COSMIC put that in wifey vent post in my face...then i told my side...and honestly if you say you don't about your life, THEN I KNOW YOUR A IN LIAR...maybe you don't do it here...maybe you don't have the BALLS to speak the truth about your life and yourself on a public forum...but learn from the master brother, I HAVE NO FEAR.
and how the do you know how i'm dealing with my problems? your reading the story, your following along, but you aint in my head. your not in my wifes head either. Your just sitting there, making your ing judgements from behind your monitor...your da pot, i'm the kettle.
and I ALREADY HIT ROCK BOTTOM!
don't you get it?
or don't you think a 370 pound, 9-5 slave, that smokes weed and drinks too much is rock bottome? maybe you don't, but i do.
and that's in my past.
now forgive me for sucking my own , but , it looks like no one else in the world is gonna do it...
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