I'm baaaaaaaaaaack

[BUMP]

I'm sick a this , let me drop like lickity split
I'ma swing and "turn on these boobs" like I'm pinchin the nips
poor luva, you too "testy" like the nuts you gag on
ya flow more pussy than a bloody tampon

My rap strong, battle axe thrown, fracturin bones
Let you chew on ya thoughts since I'm scalpin ya dome
Scatter brained lames, injun got these es worried
My flow is too hot... extra ey chicken curry

Like some cheap Hollywood trick with no sensible plan
luva tryina pimp Koolaid at a lemonade stand
pipin his man rough in hancuffs, hope you don't snap his hymen
Or yall can't play for 3 months like Andrew Bynum

Don't be sad, quit cryin, I know my writes got ya laughin
My flow more dangerous than a black man white water raftinGive kool and luv suicidal thoughts, cuz I'm that ill to def
And by that I mean yall two should just kill yaselves

[djohn2oo8]

What the would a gook know about freestylin.

Pretending to be a bro? That's a real cool story
How long does it take you before you go cryin' to Kori?
You have an obsession with Duncan, it's really not healthy
But neither is ditching baths, son, you're startin' to get smelly

[Roddy Beaubois]

I'm sick a this , let me drop like lickity split
I'ma swing and "turn on these boobs" like I'm pinchin the nips
poor luva, you too "testy" like the nuts you gag on
ya flow more pussy than a bloody tampon

My rap strong, battle axe thrown, fracturin bones
Let you chew on ya thoughts since I'm scalpin ya dome
Scatter brained lames, injun got these es worried
My flow is too hot... extra ey chicken curry

Like some cheap Hollywood trick with no sensible plan
luva tryina pimp Koolaid at a lemonade stand
pipin his man rough in hancuffs, hope you don't snap his hymen
Or yall can't play for 3 months like Andrew Bynum

Don't be sad, quit cryin, I know my writes got ya laughin
My flow more dangerous than a black man white water raftin
Give kool and luv suicidal thoughts, cuz I'm that ill to def
And by that I mean yall two should just kill yaselves

easily the winner

[midnightpulp]

Luva gettin' destroyed.

Just cause you like your pussy fat and loose don't mean your rhymes gotta be the same way.

[SpursRulez4eVeR]

I'm sick a this , let me drop like lickity split
I'ma swing and "turn on these boobs" like I'm pinchin the nips
poor luva, you too "testy" like the nuts you gag on
ya flow more pussy than a bloody tampon

My rap strong, battle axe thrown, fracturin bones
Let you chew on ya thoughts since I'm scalpin ya dome
Scatter brained lames, injun got these es worried
My flow is too hot... extra ey chicken curry

Like some cheap Hollywood trick with no sensible plan
luva tryina pimp Koolaid at a lemonade stand
pipin his man rough in hancuffs, hope you don't snap his hymen
Or yall can't play for 3 months like Andrew Bynum

Don't be sad, quit cryin, I know my writes got ya laughin
My flow more dangerous than a black man white water raftin
Give kool and luv suicidal thoughts, cuz I'm that ill to def
And by that I mean yall two should just kill yaselves

son, thats some good right there

[djohn2oo8]

You see what I mean, everybody wants in on the act
You beating me? You got better odds on a Yao comeback

And so it begins, the reign of Bynum,
Oh wait, just a minute, I think he tore his vagina

[midnightpulp]

I'm sick a this , let me drop like lickity split
I'ma swing and "turn on these boobs" like I'm pinchin the nips
poor luva, you too "testy" like the nuts you gag on
ya flow more pussy than a bloody tampon

My rap strong, battle axe thrown, fracturin bones
Let you chew on ya thoughts since I'm scalpin ya dome
Scatter brained lames, injun got these es worried
My flow is too hot... extra ey chicken curry

Like some cheap Hollywood trick with no sensible plan
luva tryina pimp Koolaid at a lemonade stand
pipin his man rough in hancuffs, hope you don't snap his hymen
Or yall can't play for 3 months like Andrew Bynum

Don't be sad, quit cryin, I know my writes got ya laughin
My flow more dangerous than a black man white water raftin
Give kool and luv suicidal thoughts, cuz I'm that ill to def
And by that I mean yall two should just kill yaselves

The goods.

[midnightpulp]

I wanted to stay retired but yall s made it obvious
The Forum need me back to handle all this y
Couldn't do it yall selves so before the hits the fan
Rappin Shaq gotta finish off lakaluva and Koolaids Man

I'ma start off with some jabs, naw it throw a haymaker
Lakaluva's a little got who bandwagons the gay Lakers
tryin to front like you a player but you couldn't be faker
all that pussy pic proved is that you a fat slayer

in fat girls, we laughin at yo ass hard as we can
Maybe your ugly ass needs to order some of that Proactiv man
Talkin like a , you need more practice man
little fake ass turban wearing got from Pakistan

You a fake ass who ain't nothin but a
And your favorite player is a motha in snitch
Stop pretendin like you got the forum on lock
Yall motha as ain't even swole enough to hold my jock

You ain't got no ends in mi casa - remember that term
every time you drinkin that sperm after suckin Koolaid's worm
yall s are just germs, I'm that motha in' 409
Erasin you off this Forum, nobody payin you s no mind

Koolaid don't think i forgot about you, got you next
I put one in Luva's dome, i'm puttin two in your chest
Until then ya better run and hide to a new place
And both you little es better TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE!

[Gold Tooth Carl]

Gottdamn, luva is getting seriously bukkaked

[Koolaid_Man]

I'm sick a this , let me drop like lickity split
I'ma swing and "turn on these boobs" like I'm pinchin the nips
poor luva, you too "testy" like the nuts you gag on
ya flow more pussy than a bloody tampon

My rap strong, battle axe thrown, fracturin bones
Let you chew on ya thoughts since I'm scalpin ya dome
Scatter brained lames, injun got these es worried
My flow is too hot... extra ey chicken curry

Like some cheap Hollywood trick with no sensible plan
luva tryina pimp Koolaid at a lemonade stand
pipin his man rough in hancuffs, hope you don't snap his hymen
Or yall can't play for 3 months like Andrew Bynum

Don't be sad, quit cryin, I know my writes got ya laughin
My flow more dangerous than a black man white water raftin
Give kool and luv suicidal thoughts, cuz I'm that ill to def
And by that I mean yall two should just kill yaselves

My letters R my bullets my words my gun/ Stayin on point like I’m number 8 hittin 81/putting s up your cooches thinkin u gone get cha some/ making U gots run like a enema up your anal son...


aye Yo… listen… You betta Tivo this/ I’m thinking you s stinking like a pile of / u s tryna get me off my game like Kim Duncan’s Free throw miss/ and you wonder why I call you /hey…


Half da Spur bench walking on da court like punks wit a switch/ hands on they hip, pickles in they mouth, hoodrats/yall must be from the South…
Black gold , Texas Tea, Cattle Fountains now we know the origin of a ing brokeback mountain...


In 2011 we gone get anotha ring / yall es on ya knees circling dat Laker like a ing ring/ Ginobilli is poster child for gay ass sex / while Tony Parker can’t even get it from a ing Tex Mex/ marrying an illegal just to get some pussy is a gotdam shame/ the military is a cesspool for Redneck games...


I can’t tell the difference u s act like the es do / Broadway acting, Never pussy clapping, Ru-paul a-s-s -gots/ holla at cha boy Cry Havoc/Imma keep my steady while I’m high / but midget I’m not polite so get ready 4 dah nut in yo eye.



s like Kool is a stairway to Heaven so you gotta pay your dues you ing Native Ass American/ I’ll buy Ur reservation ain’t worth more than a penny but u don’t know ur own culture so I’ll hit U with a $20…


You’re opening intro was weak as your flow / U get mad cuz I call U / word on tha street u takin in the Alley doh/ So naw we LA G’s we ain’t gone remember no ING ALAMO!!!

[BlackSwordsMan]

Wow thats just embarrassing kool aid. Did you even try?

[BlackSwordsMan]

Hey these two words rhyme let me throw them together.

[Gold Tooth Carl]

]*Pimp Slapped*

[Rappin' V-Span]

Hold ons, let me spit on you...uhh uh...how you sayyyyyyyy "the best ever"

All you otha' little rappers have just been a teaser
I'ma cook 'em like goat, specially Koolaid_Manpleaser
We tired of yo' act, posting s and
We know you can't rap cause Luva said you don't spit

You speak of having cheddah to a guy that stacks feta
Yet no matter how much daddy gives you, your life ain't gettin better
We know you front runnin with everything you do
The only time you get LA is when Laka is inside of you

So one final warning to clean up your act
Just stick to rafting in the mountains of brokeback
Don't show your face, little girl you lost it
I'ma call you close hanger cause you stuck in the closet

[Trill Clinton]

My letters R my bullets my words my gun/ Stayin on point like I’m number 8 hittin 81/putting s up your cooches thinkin u gone get cha some/ making U gots run like a enema up your anal son...


aye Yo… listen… You betta Tivo this/ I’m thinking you s stinking like a pile of / u s tryna get me off my game like Kim Duncan’s Free throw miss/ and you wonder why I call you /hey…


Half da Spur bench walking on da court like punks wit a switch/ hands on they hip, pickles in they mouth, hoodrats/yall must be from the South…
Black gold , Texas Tea, Cattle Fountains now we know the origin of a ing brokeback mountain...


In 2011 we gone get anotha ring / yall es on ya knees circling dat Laker like a ing ring/ Ginobilli is poster child for gay ass sex / while Tony Parker can’t even get it from a ing Tex Mex/ marrying an illegal just to get some pussy is a gotdam shame/ the military is a cesspool for Redneck games...


I can’t tell the difference u s act like the es do / Broadway acting, Never pussy clapping, Ru-paul a-s-s -gots/ holla at cha boy Cry Havoc/Imma keep my steady while I’m high / but midget I’m not polite so get ready 4 dah nut in yo eye.



s like Kool is a stairway to Heaven so you gotta pay your dues you ing Native Ass American/ I’ll buy Ur reservation ain’t worth more than a penny but u don’t know ur own culture so I’ll hit U with a $20…


You’re opening intro was weak as your flow / U get mad cuz I call U / word on tha street u takin in the Alley doh/ So naw we LA G’s we ain’t gone remember no ING ALAMO!!!

[Cry Havoc]

That was so weak, but I’m gone with you anyway
Once I’m done right here, you s gone remember this day
You spitting at a legend lil homie, but I’ll give you yo credit
Hold up, when’s the last time a freestyled and had to go back and edit

Lol, you didn’t think I caught that, a like me don’t slip
With you kicking nursery rymes, yall might as well hand me the Chip
This aint no 8 mile lil , Luva is known to go hard
You know, it, you don’t even deserve 16 bars

Now listen children, everybody gather 'round
For the privilege of watching as I put Luva in the ground
Poor Kool-aid, he's so used to fapping his to this
Now the kid's gonna have to worship a ing sarco us!

Kool-aid, I see you lurkin in this thread
Maybe you're just afraid to post now that your leader's dead?
It's okay little buddy, I'll teach you to rap
According to Luva, you're the only thing that blows faster than Bynum's kneecap.

Now back to Luva, who's only got enough for 8
He's gotta post more pics of Duncan, then masturbate
You see it's obvious, he wants to ride #21, the desperado
Cause the last time Luva got some, he was working at a hotel in Colorado!

Oh , I see that Kool-aid posted
Better edit some more, now that Luva's toasted
I've heard you spit like , but that just sucks
It looks like a post that was made by ducks

[MavDynasty]

lol win^

[Bukefal]

Now listen children, everybody gather 'round
For the privilege of watching as I put Luva in the ground
Poor Kool-aid, he's so used to fapping his to this
Now the kid's gonna have to worship a ing sarco us!

Kool-aid, I see you lurkin in this thread
Maye you're just afraid to post now that your leader's dead?
It's okay little buddy, I'll teach you to rap
According to Luva, you're the only thing that blows faster than Bynum's kneecap.

Now back to Luva, who's only got enough for 8
He's gotta post more pics of Duncan, then masturbate
You see it's obvious, he wants to ride #21, the desperado
Cause the last time Luva got some, he was working at a hotel in Colorado!

[djohn2oo8]

Now listen children, everybody gather 'round
For the privilege of watching as I put Luva in the ground
Poor Kool-aid, he's so used to fapping his to this
Now the kid's gonna have to worship a ing sarco us!

Kool-aid, I see you lurkin in this thread
Maye you're just afraid to post now that your leader's dead?
It's okay little buddy, I'll teach you to rap
According to Luva, you're the only thing that blows faster than Bynum's kneecap.

Now back to Luva, who's only got enough for 8
He's gotta post more pics of Duncan, then masturbate
You see it's obvious, he wants to ride #21, the desperado
Cause the last time Luva got some, he was working at a hotel in Colorado!

Oh , I see that Kool-aid posted
Better edit some more, now that Luva's toasted
I've heard you spit like , but that ing sucks
It looks like a post made by ing ducks

[Trill Clinton]

Now listen children, everybody gather 'round
For the privilege of watching as I put Luva in the ground
Poor Kool-aid, he's so used to fapping his to this
Now the kid's gonna have to worship a ing sarco us!

Kool-aid, I see you lurkin in this thread
Maye you're just afraid to post now that your leader's dead?
It's okay little buddy, I'll teach you to rap
According to Luva, you're the only thing that blows faster than Bynum's kneecap.

Now back to Luva, who's only got enough for 8
He's gotta post more pics of Duncan, then masturbate
You see it's obvious, he wants to ride #21, the desperado
Cause the last time Luva got some, he was working at a hotel in Colorado!

Oh , I see that Kool-aid posted
Better edit some more, now that Luva's toasted
I've heard you spit like , but that ing sucks
It looks like a post made by ing ducks

[Rappin' V-Span]

V-Span put Koolaid down on his knees (wasn't that hard )

We are like Euro league you are like some scrub league level Koolaid

[IronMaxipad]

Now listen children, everybody gather 'round
For the privilege of watching as I put Luva in the ground
Poor Kool-aid, he's so used to fapping his to this
Now the kid's gonna have to worship a ing sarco us!

Kool-aid, I see you lurkin in this thread
Maye you're just afraid to post now that your leader's dead?
It's okay little buddy, I'll teach you to rap
According to Luva, you're the only thing that blows faster than Bynum's kneecap.

Now back to Luva, who's only got enough for 8
He's gotta post more pics of Duncan, then masturbate
You see it's obvious, he wants to ride #21, the desperado
Cause the last time Luva got some, he was working at a hotel in Colorado!

Oh , I see that Kool-aid posted
Better edit some more, now that Luva's toasted
I've heard you spit like , but that just sucks
It looks like a post that was made by ducks

dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmm this went in!

[Muser]

Cry taking a steaming on luva.

[Cry Havoc]

There you go Luva, I edited my rows,
S'amazing you can read when you're so busy giving fellatio

[Jt.ONE]

I'm sick a this , let me drop like lickity split
I'ma swing and "turn on these boobs" like I'm pinchin the nips
poor luva, you too "testy" like the nuts you gag on
ya flow more pussy than a bloody tampon

My rap strong, battle axe thrown, fracturin bones
Let you chew on ya thoughts since I'm scalpin ya dome
Scatter brained lames, injun got these es worried
My flow is too hot... extra ey chicken curry

Like some cheap Hollywood trick with no sensible plan
luva tryina pimp Koolaid at a lemonade stand
pipin his man rough in hancuffs, hope you don't snap his hymen
Or yall can't play for 3 months like Andrew Bynum

Don't be sad, quit cryin, I know my writes got ya laughin
My flow more dangerous than a black man white water raftin
Give kool and luv suicidal thoughts, cuz I'm that ill to def
And by that I mean yall two should just kill yaselves