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This is a very funny thread!
That's when you drop your pants and tell her you're from West Virginia.
Simple: work up a number 6 on her.
She definitely won't be your friend after that.
Pretty easy, if your really interested in her, and she doesn't return the interest, do something to e up her interest.
I recommend you ask another female friend whom she does not know to help you make her jealous. She won't realize what she's missing until well, your actually missing.
**oh it'll help if someone whispers "shallow hal likes a gal" in your ear before u start this whole adventure**
btw, i hope your not the one alway's calling her when ur in town to make plans. don't be so available.
whipping it out is always good. i would combine this with being naked under the trenchcoat mono mentioned. if she's an RHCP fan, throw a sock in the mix.
Number 6? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one.
Unless it's an ankle sock. Then you're screwed.
has to do either with the gun thread or golf
Stop making her so important in your life. If your spending money on her stop. If your checking on her all the time make it every few months. Go find other girls to date.Treat her like a guy friend and give her all the details of your nasty little adventures. If you are such a great friend then maybe you should make her realize that by giving her the no frills package. I've found that the less interested you are the more they want you. Women are re ed that way. Good is not good enough unless they can't have it.
If you really like her invite her to the #6 Dance afterwards.
That also only works in the movies.
best advice so far. i know you think highly of her , but certain women will use a situation for the attention. They love it and cant get enough . Especially if they know youre not bold enough to try and mess things up. I say either do the "just kiss her out of nowhere thing" or take the franchises advice.
I would do both
I can't help but notice that the only female to offer advice in this post echoed my sentiments. But leave that for what it's worth.
It's really just a matter of do you REALLY want to protect the friendship, and approach it the communicative way?
Or is a relationship more important to where you're willing to take the risk and put yourself out on a limb, hoping she'll go for it. More volatile, but I can't argue, just as likely to work. Also likely to blow up in your face.
Either way, you're gonna have to nut up and let her know what's happening somehow, or you're probably gonna miss the train.
This is foolproof, just out of the blue at dinner make the "peace sign" and stick your tongue between those fingers and start mimicking some oral. Don't stop till your entire hand is covered in saliva. Then just look at her and say "oh yeah......you like that huh?" and sit back real cool.
I'll just stop there.
If she has a dog or cat, kidnap it and hide it at a friends house. Then when you call her and she is all depressed, ask what's wrong and act like you honestly want to know. There's two types of crying, the jump to conclusions crying, when they get too emotional over some small thing, like a cat running away, and the oh this might be serious crying. Examples of the latter would be rape, impregnated by a Blackanese midget, she ran out of hairspray...I could go on but you get the picture.
Anyway, she will tell you the dog/cat ran away, so you go over to help her find it. Waste about five hours looking for the critter and then text message your friend to bring it to a secret location near where you are. Go retrieve the animal and bring it back. She will go nuts for you after that.
Trust me brah I saw it in a movie, it has to work.
You know what your problem is? You're puttin' the pussy on a pedestal.
Good advice until you find out Kashmir isn't on Zep IV.
you stole my line, bro!
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