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O M F G
I haven't laughed so hard in a long time.
You so win a prize.
mouse go hide biash
O M F G
I haven't laughed so hard in a long time.
You so win a prize.
so...who wins?
SpursTalk board.
Your teat? That's what you call those huge man bags you have flopping against each other in your cosco wife beater tee shirt you wear around that Fannie Mae piece of you call a house?
That sprayer belongs to my boss all he has to do is report it stolen and your Jesus loving,bi-polar,creamy white wonderbread ass will be in jail sharing a cell with a child molesting atheist.i'm not withholding the sprayer, it's mine, all mine!
i have the signed ticket with my signature. i paid for it.
Make sure after you spend hours trying to teach him about Jesus you stick in on YouTube.
I wish you would take me to court the judge will give you 5 years in prison just for wasting his time.but mouse stole the spray tip!
should i take him to court for that?
Shows Kori what i have to deal with.and u suggesting that an amicable solution is to give him his sprayer, just call it even, help him do the job he didn't finish, and also buy him beer and nachos!!!
lady you crazy!!! i said the teat is cut off!!! the only way i'd do that is if the plan was to murder him after the fact.
This topic is to expose you for the ass hole you really are. The fence was done. You just was upset I finished in an hour and you had to erase a 140.00 dollar tab. So your pot smoking ass came up to me and said how about another coat?this whole thread is about how he's pissed he can't scam an extra 50 out of the deal due to my lack of weed and refusal to give him another dime for the same job!
I told you that is the payment I get for being fast? And you said i will give you another bag. I told you the sealer needs to dry for at least 24 hours before we put the second coat. You said fine i will see you next Saturday.
Next Saturday comes and it looks like rain so you stay home to watch your dead skins lose again. Then you run out of weed and get upset because I told you I rather just have the cash since DannyT is going to get stationed overseas and wants to settle up our loan.
That's when you put your south side thug hat on and threaten me with all kids of If I don't do as you say your going to sell the sprayer.
The job was don! the bag of weed was just for me wasting another Saturday doing it all over again considering I got 140.00 for the first time I wanted to come home with something. besides you spent 240.00 on a 1/2 once of some over priced JT sold you. You were looking for two desperate suckers to bail you out. the forty you sold Joe (5 joints worth) and the other teaspoon you sold me for fitty dollars, your bag didn't even get any smaller and your now only out 150.00. You made out like a bandit.
I should have just worked real slow, poured the other 5 gallons of stain in a hole, take the sprayer back to the pawn get you your 100.00 back.
and your bacon smelling ass would be happy. I ed up offering to do it all over again for another 5 joints that's where i ed up treating you like a friend so i blame myself.
Then why let me go home and front me a bag to boot? You was happy your fence was done and you had an extra 5 gallons of stain to take back to Home Depot (another 130.00 i saved you) plus you sold me a bag of weed for fitty dollars that only cost you 10.00 since it only weighed 5 grams.i have a total of $215 dollars invested in mouse's 'labor' to stain the fence. for him to have the audacity to expect anything more and then to cry foul in a public forum on top of that has to be the most egregious bull i've ever seen!
(you forgot i have a scale too SA)
You got 50.00 from me,130.00 refund from home depot. and 100.00 for pawning the sprayer.
sounds to me like you made out ok. But your fat mexican ass got greedy and you wanted more!
That comment alone shows everyone what I have to deal with,and I thank you.i've offered him beer and tacos to finish it Saturday morning...
then i take the sprayer back to pawn and everyone's happy...
that's as good as it gets.
Translation: I ed up smoke all my weed so I am renigging on the deal and now I am going to act like a thug to get what i want.he can meltdown or he can man up...
I may just put the second coat for free so others can see how you take advantage of people and how not to trust you. If just one person from ST is a better person after reading this and stays clear from you at the next GTG it was worth it.
I have spent over 12 hours recovering data and reinstalling software on laptops that only pay only 20.00 dollars. I don't mind doing work for low pay I get paid knowing that person didn't have to go to geek squad.
And when I get home from doing another coat on your fence for two tacos and a six pack of beer I will get the satisfaction of knowing I don't have to see your obese back stabbing man chowder drinking ass again.
When you deal with Mouse you have to expect the deal to be redone as time goes. It is not a bad thing it is just a Mouse thing and you do need an accountant to keep up with the details of the deal as they constantly change. I hope to see you both at the Troll GTG next month and we can enjoy a beer and some laughs.
Over at the Consumerist, they keep talking about how grocery products sizing has shrunk but the consumer is still be charged the same price.
Sounds like it's hitting the pot industry too
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Sounds like it's hitting the pot industry too
Over at the Consumerist, they keep talking about how grocery products sizing has shrunk but the consumer is still be charged the same price.
Sounds like it's hitting the pot industry too
I was thinking the same thing...a 5 gram ounce? Must have looked like a swisher sweet in a baggie. I haven't seen people split ozs and sell mini bags and singles since I was a freshman in high school.
I'm wondering if there was some oregano in that smoke...
What proof do you have?
I read the whole topic I only see where BigZax started changing things around.
psst...go ahead and report it!
and me sharing a cell with a child molesting atheist?
is your boss sending you to jail too?
i have no trouble with the facts. you are pressured to follow through for once in your life and you don't like that you're tendency to flake now has consequences. most people learn this lesson at age 12 or so. you're past due. I'm doing you a solid. if your daddy has stuck around long enough to watch the redlight grow dim, maybe he would have taught you some lessons.This topic is to expose you for the ass hole you really are.
dude, there are 4.5/10 gallons left! i didn't ask you to put the thinnest ing layer you possibly could, i asked you to put the stain on the fence, and for the massive debt you were paying off, least you could do is an honorable job. do you remember me asking for you to "leave the sprayer setup so i can finish the job myself" but you saying "nah nah nah...i already started taking it apart..."The fence was done. You just was upset I finished in an hour and you had to erase a 140.00 dollar tab. So your pot smoking ass came up to me and said how about another coat?
your a god damn con artist! everyone knows it. i let you slide for years cuz you're a funny guy man. but you're not that goddamn funny...show's over.
dude, you knew that wasn't going to last a week much less two. said we'll see about a 50 bag. never said I'd give it to you either.I told you that is the payment I get for being fast? And you said i will give you another bag. I told you the sealer needs to dry for at least 24 hours before we put the second coat. You said fine i will see you next Saturday.
The skins won you bas , and you screwing DannyT is a whole nuther thread!Next Saturday comes and it looks like rain so you stay home to watch your dead skins lose again. Then you run out of weed and get upset because I told you I rather just have the cash since DannyT is going to get stationed overseas and wants to settle up our loan.
well sorry charlie. now you can stay home with nothing.That's when you put your south side thug hat on and threaten me with all kids of If I don't do as you say your going to sell the sprayer.
The job was don! the bag of weed was just for me wasting another Saturday doing it all over again considering I got 140.00 for the first time I wanted to come home with something.
the score was the score. it was what it was. nobody made you take the smoke.besides you spent 240.00 on a 1/2 once of some over priced JT sold you. You were looking for two desperate suckers to bail you out. the forty you sold Joe (5 joints worth) and the other teaspoon you sold me for fitty dollars, your bag didn't even get any smaller and your now only out 150.00. You made out like a bandit.
i blame yourself too!I should have just worked real slow, poured the other 5 gallons of stain in a hole, take the sprayer back to the pawn get you your 100.00 back.
and your bacon smelling ass would be happy. I ed up offering to do it all over again for another 5 joints that's where i ed up treating you like a friend so i blame myself.
i was treating you like a friend, i blame myself.Then why let me go home and front me a bag to boot?
you didn't save me ! and the tabs 60...You was happy your fence was done and you had an extra 5 gallons of stain to take back to Home Depot (another 130.00 i saved you) plus you sold me a bag of weed for fitty dollars that only cost you 10.00 since it only weighed 5 grams.
(you forgot i have a scale too SA)
You got 50.00 from me,130.00 refund from home depot. and 100.00 for pawning the sprayer.
sounds to me like you made out ok. But your fat mexican ass got greedy and you wanted more!
That comment alone shows everyone what I have to deal with,and I thank you.
finally a thank you! after all these ing years!!!
Translation: I ed up smoke all my weed so I am renigging on the deal and now I am going to act like a thug to get what i want.
I may just put the second coat for free so others can see how you take advantage of people and how not to trust you. If just one person from ST is a better person after reading this and stays clear from you at the next GTG it was worth it.
if you think i'm letting you within 10 yards of my sprayer!?
you crazy too!
translation: i have been ed over by so many camel jockey's paying me 20dollars/12hours ($1.66 an hour) that i decided to take it out on zax bank account, but 215dollars/3hours ($71.66 an hour) is not enough so i'm going to go cry on the internet for 50 more bux!I have spent over 12 hours recovering data and reinstalling software on laptops that only pay only 20.00 dollars. I don't mind doing work for low pay I get paid knowing that person didn't have to go to geek squad.
dude, you've called me an obese, back stabbing, man chowder drinking asshole and you still expect me to pick you up on saturday with tacos and beer?And when I get home from doing another coat on your fence for two tacos and a six pack of beer I will get the satisfaction of knowing I don't have to see your obese back stabbing man chowder drinking ass again.
what kind of tacos we talkin?
this is the deal:
mouse gets:
6 tacos. cheese negotiable.
12 pack. budweiser.
ride to and fro.
sprayer back home in pawnshop.
zax gets:
60 bux tab.
remaining stain put on fence evenly!
100 bux from pawning the sprayer.
everyone gets:
to move on.
Is this the end of the BigZax and Mouse friendship?
This thread is worthless without pics....
of the fence.
Exhibit A, if you will.
I think it is the People's Court that has a feature now where you can submit your case online and let America render a verdict for you.
Please tell me you are kidding.
I am trying to look up the link.Please tell me you are kidding.
I know I heard it advertized but I can't remember which courtroom show it is.
I have so many people I want to sue.
That would be awesome if Zak/Mouse did that!
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/articl...12/BU89396.DTL
After using condoms for two years, the 20-something couple switched to the pill -- a $23.50 a month outlay. The woman wants her boyfriend to ante up half the cost, which isn't covered by insurance. He says if he chips in on the birth control, ``she should be obligated to one-half the cost of foreplay,'' which he lists as dinners, flowers and jewelry that run about $350 a month.
What to do?
They turn to the Internet, of course. In an online version of ``People's Court'' called iCourthouse.com, both sides lay out their arguments, answer questions posed by the anonymous jurors (any Netizen can sign up to be a juror), and await a verdict.
The bickering duo may have lousy relationship
skills, but they do know how to tap into the zeitgeist.
iCourthouse, with its ad hoc juries culled from passing surfers, is more like a straw poll than a formal legal mechanism. Still, it appears to have hit a nerve, with thousands of Netizens signing up to be jurors and 10,000 visitors a day.
A Lafayette couple, Clyde and Claudia Long, both longtime litigators, founded the site in November. ``The Internet has banks, bookstores and everything else, but it doesn't have a courthouse,'' said Clyde Long.
Anyone can file a case for free on the site. Most are fairly petty: a biker whose Harley-Davidson tattoo turned out to have a typo, the woman whose neighbor's kid buried a dead gerbil on her property, a man who fell when climbing the neighbors' tree to retrieve their cat. Long said 200 cases have been tried so far.
There's nothing to prevent litigants from stacking the deck by populating the jury with their friends and relatives; in fact, an e-mail form invites them to do just that. The parties do not have to abide by the jury's decision.
Long sees a potential professional use of the site. Attorneys could adopt it as a low-cost alternative to focus groups: posting both sides of a case and getting a reading on how a random group of people would judge it. Eventually, he hopes to charge attorneys who use the site to test out their cases.
Being a juror isn't a big commitment. The average case takes only a few minutes to review. ``The same folks who watch `Judge Judy,' `Joe Hill,' `People's Court' like to do it,'' Long said. ``It's a way to participate in the legal system, see interesting conflicts.''
And what of the contraceptively challenged love birds?
A whopping 135 people signed up to be jurors on the case -- perhaps for the voyeuristic thrill of peppering the couple with questions and tart commentary about their sex life.
So far the verdict is 48 votes in favor of the boyfriend, 16 votes supporting the girlfriend, and the rest are still pondering their decision.
``I am shocked that a romantic relationship has been reduced to this,'' admonished one juror, perhaps channeling Judge Judy.
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YOU BE THE JUROR
Here are some sample cases from iCourthouse.com. Any Netizen can sign up to be a juror, which consists of reading additional arguments and evidence on the cases and submitting a ruling.
CASE NUMBER 2000-10179
The defendant ruined the most special day of my life. I chartered the defendant's boat for my wedding and reception. After the wedding, the DJ started a conga line which he led around the boat. As we snaked toward the back of the boat, I tripped over a raised threshold and fractured my ankle. I want the defendant to pay my medical bills and the cost of my wedding and honeymoon.
CASE NUMBER 2000-10171
I quit smoking about a year and 9 months ago, but remain addicted to nicotine. I think about cigarettes all of the time, and even dream about them. I need to spend $30 every two weeks for nicotine gum to keep from smoking. The cigarette companies deliberately manipulated the nicotine in tobacco to create and enhance addiction. This is fraud and intentional infliction of emotional distress. I want them to pay for the gum I need for as long as I need it.
CASE NUMBER 1999-10094
I've been riding for several years, but I just bought my first Harley about a year ago. My life changed. About three months ago, I decided to mark the event by getting a tattoo -- a Harley-Davidson logo on my left biceps. I asked around, and found what was supposed to be an experienced, reputable tattoo artist. ``Harley logo -- no problem,'' the said. How anyone can misspell HARLEY-DAVIDSON is beyond me. He offered a refund -- as if that changes anything. This is a permanent typo!!! I either take a belt sander to my arm, wear long sleeved shirts for the rest of my life, or pays to have this thing lasered off. NOW!
This article appeared on page C - 1 of the San Francisco Chronicle
Nice find.
I'd take it one step further and have a People's Court, Spurstalk edition.
Select one of the moderators as Judge, maybe Timvp, FWD, or Whottt. Then have posters sign up and randomly select. We could even have Mouse and BigZac select attoneys to present their case.
Sounds entertaining.
I think you two just need to hug it out.
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