My friend needs a date or a lover any ideas?

[Tree hugger]

Tell your friend when he meets a girl talk to her about the environment!

[tp2021]

tonto have same problem as pale face
tonto go to pale face bar pay 8 dollar cover charge
drink many fire water not find pussy
pussy like buffalo hard to find
tonto sad and broke
go back to tee pee eat beef jerky
paly with little injun and sleep
tonto wake up try again

[Last Comic Standing]

After checking out his MySpace page I recommend he buy lots of.....

[JoeChalupa]

After seeing his profile, I would say he needs a bigger if he wants to find a date

Maybe he's a big and that's why he can't get a date.

[beefanus]

After checking out his MySpace page I recommend he buy lots of.....

lol from what i have heard it seems as if he already is using alot of that

[Mrs.Roper]

Looks like I may be needed tonight!

It's a date!!!

[Mr Roper]

It's a date!!!

so is 1812, about the time you was still able.

[biological clock]

I was thinking of my dead-beat daughter!!!

Tell her not wait to long!

[beefanus]

so is 1812, about the time you was still able.

lol and that was pushing it...

[Mrs.Roper]

so is 1812, about the time you was still able.

Last year you got it up.

[Richard Cranium]

Maybe you need to dress for success.

[Cupid]

Mt friend Travis is a tall slim redneck type and has been w/o a woman for some time. He joined some sort of dating service paid his money and no results.

Does anyone have advise on another dating service or a bar where people can meet and start a relationship? (or have sex)

Any advise you have will be ok, even if you want to joke around.
I do wish someone here has some answers I want to see him with a woman by Xmas if possible. Here is his mySpace page.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...ndid=403720829

thanks.

Time to break out the heavy duty artillery.

[Mr Roper]

Last year you got it up.

Thanks to a full bottle of Viagra,two Popsicle sticks, a roll of scotch tape and many thoughts of.......

[Dude]

If Manny and Taprk can get laid anyone can just keep working at it!

[beefanus]

If Manny and Taprk can get laid anyone can just keep working at it!

they problem is not getting laid its getting laid by someone u can stand to look at for 1 sec or that wont crush u when your under her

[Dr Seuss]

Could you have sex with her on a boat?
could you, would you, with a goat?

[beefanus]

Could you have sex with her on a boat?
could you, would you, with a goat?

a goat really well u could u just might get kicked a few times....

[mouse]

Thanks for all the feedback. I will see him later and give you an update. I doubt it will be a happy one. who knew everyone who post at the club was happily married or looks like a model.

[FernandoLamas]

I'm very surprised Mr. Travis does not have many lady friends. He seems like a good sport and he looks mahvelous!!

[Fabbs]

Mt friend Travis is a tall slim redneck type and has been w/o a woman for some time.
Here is his mySpace page.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...ndid=403720829

thanks.

Looks like Candace gave him a sniff.
At least according to his MySpace responses.

Or was that just a friends date?

[mouse]

I spoke with him a few minutes ago he said Sharky's is now another bar and it had like 5 people inside so he went a place called cowboys or something like that, and he said he had no idea how many women can't dance.

It looks to me this may be a job to big for me to take on. So I will just fix his notebook and send him on his single, marry way.

Thank you all for the extremely informative information and feedback!

[NASCARdad]

Girls know how to dance...just not with him.

[baseline bum]

I spoke with him a few minutes ago he said Sharky's is now another bar and it had like 5 people inside so he went a place called cowboys or something like that, and he said he had no idea how many women can't dance.

It looks to me this may be a job to big for me to take on. So I will just fix his notebook and send him on his single, marry way.

Thank you all for the extremely informative information and feedback!

Just save the Bangbros password from the troll forum in firefox for him and tell him it's the best you could do.

[T Park.]

Just save the Bangbros password from the troll forum in firefox for him and tell him it's the best you could do.

[Biernutz]

Why do I think this is another Mouse put on? Way to go Mouse---