Who here has ever ........

[midgetonadonkey]

I've never had a drink in my life.

[CharlieMac]

I've never gotten drunk in my life. To be quite honest, I've never drank any kind of alcohol except for wine/champaign on special occasions.

Which is funny, because I start bartending in a week.

That is funny. You better know your unless you're working at some classless dump like Grahams or something. People get pissed when you don't know how to make drinks or anything about wine at restaurants.