restaurant pet peeves

[balli]

Bars/bartenders/waitresses that try to or do over-charge your credit card because they think your drunk ass won't notice.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i hate when i order water and they bring it with a lemon. i just ordered water

i hate that for every side order you order they bring you another plate to crowd the already crowded small table that already has a massive salt/pepper/napkin/special of the month station that takes up half the table.

i hate the massive salt/pepper/napkin/special of the month station that takes up half the table

i hate it when the waiter/waitress looks like a cow looking at a new fence when you ask to split the tab. YOUR TIP WILL BE AFFECTED BY YOUR FACE!!!

......and lastly, but most importantly I absolutely hate it when you're about to take a bite of your food you have some jackass in the room blow his nose like there's no tomorrow. i really don't like hearing snot traveling at 40mph while i'm enjoying my meal as i'm putting it in my mouth.

[Bartleby]

Where do they go? Are they taking an extended smoke break plus cell/text catchup? Taking a giant dump and reading the whole newspaper? I want to know. Well, maybe not.

[Strike]

......and lastly, but most importantly I absolutely hate it when you're about to take a bite of your food you have some jackass in the room blow his nose like there's no tomorrow. i really don't like hearing snot traveling at 40mph while i'm enjoying my meal as i'm putting it in my mouth.