I am falling asleep at my desk. There is no one around to notice/ care. I think that may be a contributing factor.
The people sitting next to me are having a pit bull debate.
They tried to drag me in but I resisted.
I am falling asleep at my desk. There is no one around to notice/ care. I think that may be a contributing factor.
I've made an observation that the higher your degree the dumber you are
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observations from my desk:
- these 2 dogs here smell like dogs
- i love my job
- my boss is the !
- and life can't get any better
If you wake up and find your shirt missing, then someone probably slipped you a mickey
Wait, now youre implicating RG in this scandal?
Observations:
- ISO sucks
- Grown men whine a lot
- I need to update Solidworks
- Quitting smoking sucks
Observations ...
I hate my job today
I love my paycheck
I secretly lust after someone
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So I'm walking back to my desk from the coffee machine, and I notice this woman giving me the FME. I look and smile, because she's average looking and a little bit older. She not ugly enough to ignore, and not hot enough to flirt with. Anyway, as we pass she says, "I recognize you, and I KNOW you recognize me....think way back...a long time ago."
I don't have the first damn clue who this woman is.
One night stand.
Is that FME a me look?
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Me Eyes = FME
Not a one-nighter...I have actually only had one of those in my life, and that was with a latina girl named Mona. I'd remember her if I saw her.
Thanks for the heads up ...
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* I get to interview applicants for a job this afternoon.
* I forgot to bring kitty food to the cats that live under our bldgs.![]()
Don't feed the f'n cats!
If I don't feed them, who will?![]()
The people under your building dying of starvation, probably.
They are fine, they are eating the leftovers from the cats.
If they're strays, trapping them and bringing them to a shelter is far more humane than just feeding them and letting them live wild.
Observations @ the Poteet Strawberry Festival
* The beer was cheap
* It was hot as out there!
* I should have taken a picture holding the baby alligator, damn it!
* I had a great time![]()
Observations this morning ....
~ The wind blowing is ing cold!
~ My boss is out of the office, yet again!!
~ The weekend went by too fast
- SouthEast Michigan had nice weather this past week and weekend (minus the wind). Woke up this morning to snow on the ground and slow drivers. Supposed to be like this all week.
- My love for winter ran its course from November to January. Its now April 6th.
I have a friend that lives just outside of Detroit and he's pissed!!
You have my condolences ...
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I have observed that most of the sesame seeds have fallen off of my bagel![]()
There are alot of hot chicks that play volleyball at Time Warner Sports Park.
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