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  1. #51
    we rang stretch's Avatar
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    oh man my stomach is on the fritz today

    just dropped a massive bomb. stuff must be working, because i havent ate much the past several days, and im crapping at least twice as much each sitting than i typically do. i think im going to have to go again in an hour or so, judging by how my belly feels

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    I Got Hops Extra Stout's Avatar
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    oh man my stomach is on the fritz today

    just dropped a massive bomb. stuff must be working, because i havent ate much the past several days, and im crapping at least twice as much each sitting than i typically do. i think im going to have to go again in an hour or so, judging by how my belly feels
    Mav fans are all full of crap, so your experience is not surprising. By tomorrow, if this stuff keeps working, you'll be a Spurs fan.

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    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    I will say one thing I've noticed, if you have a regular piss spot, butterflies love it for some reason...I mean there will 50-100 of them on that spot in springtime all fluttering about you as you piss....must be what it feels like to be in Song of the South or something. Try it if you don't believe me...
    Haha!! They are all landing on the tip sticking their butterfly tongues out into the yellow stream.

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    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    I saw a guy a McDonalds his pants a few weeks ago. The came out his pant legs. He was going as fast as he could to the bathroom, stiff and butt checks tight as can be but didn't quit make it. I wonder if he was on those pills.
    was he a Mcemployee? that would explain so much if he was

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    Seeking the quiet mind desflood's Avatar
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    only fruits, vegetables, 100% whole grain breads, and drinking water and metamucil.
    You could probably do this without the pills and it would have almost the same effect. Plain old water and fiber tend to clean you out pretty well and are pretty cheap.

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    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    You could probably do this without the pills and it would have almost the same effect. Plain old water and fiber tend to clean you out pretty well and are pretty cheap.
    I would tend to agree.

    It's like the old BodySolutions instructions to drink some in the evenings but don't eat anything 3 hours before bedtime.....

    which if anyone knows anything, not eating 3 hours before bedtime is the reason you lose the weight.....

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    You could probably do this without the pills and it would have almost the same effect. Plain old water and fiber tend to clean you out pretty well and are pretty cheap.
    tried it. nowhere near the same effect so far.

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    although im sure that over time, it would end up having the same effect. just not nearly as quickly as it does with the pills.

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    I would tend to agree.

    It's like the old BodySolutions instructions to drink some in the evenings but don't eat anything 3 hours before bedtime.....

    which if anyone knows anything, not eating 3 hours before bedtime is the reason you lose the weight.....
    i remember that crap

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    Didn't somebody here post pictures from herbal cleanse.com (or something related to that handle) before???

    Those were pretty grotesque images...

  12. #62
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    Didn't somebody here post pictures from herbal cleanse.com (or something related to that handle) before???

    Those were pretty grotesque images...







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    Is that a Virgin Mary in that last one? He should put it on e-bay.

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    I'm not a Doctor but I think thats part of that dude's colon

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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    interesting... i might have to schedule a day where ill do that and just to my hearts content.

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    interesting... i might have to schedule a day where ill do that and just to my hearts content.
    I don't know. I'd be pretty worried if something like that slipped out. I might try and shove it back in thinking its my small intestine.

  17. #67
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    no way... i'd take pictures galore and show them to the ladies at parties.

    everyone knows massive, snake-like turds are panty droppers.

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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    "That came out of you? Oh poor baby... let me suck your "

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    "That came out of you? Oh poor baby... let me suck your "
    Your point is valid, however I can also see the other side of the coin...
    That came out of you ?!?! Unholy !!! Did you swallow 5 feet of green surgical tubing coated with pond s ? Don't touch me! You green eel ting son of a !!!"

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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    Your point is valid, however I can also see the other side of the coin...
    That came out of you ?!?! Unholy !!! Did you swallow 5 feet of green surgical tubing coated with pond s ? Don't touch me! You green eel ting son of a !!!"
    There is no other side to that coin.

    Chicks dig large, gooey . They must emmit strong pheromones or something.

    It's just a fact of life.

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    about to take my third crapper. lets see what comes out this time...

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    Your mom takes massive dumps!

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    wow this one was really bizzare. it was nearly black, with some reddish spots on it. it was one of the biggest logs ive ever dropped, and stank really bad. i guess its really working

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    Philosophical question...

    Does the process end with Mav fan becoming Spur fan, or with Mav fan being entirely sucked out through his own rectum?

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