Oh My God! Sallie Mae! I hate you!

[BacktoBasics]

But, but....

Ugh. That can't be true!

Where is the confusion. Where there are s there are vagina.

Typically.

Smoke...Fire sorta thing.

[PM5K]

But, but....

Ugh. That can't be true!

It's totally true, when I saw that bump on your face I thought you were growing a third breast like on Total Recall, but on your face, and my attraction for you grew immensely.

Imagine being able to look at a pretty face and a nice at the exact same time, it's a dream come true...

[BacktoBasics]

Imagine being able to look at a pretty face and a nice at the exact same time, it's a dream come true...

Tat der why we hang ar womens up side downs.

[CuckingFunt]

I heard she's a virgin. I also heard she has one of those Micheal Jackson gloves to give handjobs. Can't say for sure. Just heard.

Wouldn't the rhinestones hurt?

[katyon6th]

Where is the confusion. Where there are s there are vagina.

Typically.

Smoke...Fire sorta thing.

Just because a guy has a doesn't mean I'll him.

You guys are pigs.

[PM5K]

Just because a guy has a doesn't mean I'll him.

You guys are pigs.

oink oink baby...

[BacktoBasics]

Just because a guy has a doesn't mean I'll him.

You guys are pigs.

Really. I thought women were the same as men.

[desflood]

Just because a guy has a doesn't mean I'll him.

Right there. That's the difference between men and women.

[katyon6th]

It's totally true, when I saw that bump on your face I thought you were growing a third breast like on Total Recall, but on your face, and my attraction for you grew immensely.

Imagine being able to look at a pretty face and a nice at the exact same time, it's a dream come true...

Clear complexion now. Sorry to disappoint. A nipple on my face would've been kind of cool, though. I could've accessoriezed with a pastie on my face. Or is it pasty? I can't spell today.

[PM5K]

Really. I thought women were the same as men.

They are, but for her it's a great smile, or baby blue eyes, but us it's huge, huge yobes....

[PM5K]

I could've accessoriezed with a pastie on my face. Or is it pasty?

I think a pastry would have been better...

[BacktoBasics]

Why does wanting to put my penis in a vagina have to equate to being a pig. Maybe your perception of the value of sex is skewed.

[PM5K]

Why does wanting to put my p in a v have to equate to being a pig. Maybe your perception of the value of sex is skewed.

Fixt...

[baseline bum]

Just because a guy has a doesn't mean I'll him.

You guys are pigs.

Does he have to have a nice car too?

[ashbeeigh]

Oh Oh Oh. Just an update on this fiasco.

The IRS sent back my 4506-T some time in late October. I was so beyond pissed. I called Sallie Mae and they were like "Oh...so you could have sent your copy of your taxes...." So I sent that to them on Monday.

I got a call from their offices in Pennsylvania this morning to talk to me about the "denial" of the 4506-T. I asked the girl when they sent the 4506-T. They sent it 9/25. The paper was dated 7/30/09. That give the paper a month to get from Pennsylvania back to Austin. seriously. I'm on the phone with the girl and she's like "Oh, but I still can't take care of this because I haven't received your fax...it hasn't come in yet." Arrrrgggh. Don't ever take out student loans kids.

[angel_luv]

Sorry Ash! I hope it is resolved in your favor and quickly.