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    Dragon style JamStone's Avatar
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    "If I told you that you have an incredible body, would you hold it against me?"

    Suck on one of your fingers and make sure your target sees it, then gently touch your shirt and her shirt with that finger and say, "what do you say we get out of these wet clothes?"

    "I can't wait to see that beautiful dress on the floor of my bedroom."

    "Are you into lesbians? No? Cool, come on then."



    But if we're being at all serious, when I was still in my bar/club days when I was younger, the best and most effective approach was always just saying something like, "hi, my name is... can I buy you a drink?" Straight forward, honest, unpretentious. If a girl thinks you're cute, she may or may not give you a chance, but just like guys, in a bar scene, a lot of times it's about first impression physical attraction. You could be the nicest guy in the world, if the girl isn't instantly attracted, you're starting in a big hole that's hard to climb out of. Not impossible, but pretty hard. If you can get passed pleasantries, I used to always save a self-depricating but quaint story to make fun of myself, something about tripping over yourself or spilling something on yourself, anything that gets her to laugh at you for a moment but in a way that could be sympathizing. It will often break the ice and let her guard down a bit.

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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    I want to you in the worst way possible. On a hammock.

    That's just one I've heard that I'll probably never forget.
    Makes sense, at least. ing on a hammock probably is the worst way possible.

  3. #53
    Dragon style JamStone's Avatar
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    What about ing in a tub of crabs, snakes and scorpions, while being lathered in hotsauce?

    On a hammock doesn't sound like the worst possible way.

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    Pick-up lines are stupid: from the guy who told me he just won the lottery to the short, Mexican guy claiming to be Manu's brother.

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    o, my name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.

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